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Politically Correct Christmas Greeting, Tongue in Cheek |
Dec 20 2006, 03:45 AM
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Royal Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Worthy Chat Administrator Posts: 3510 Joined: 26-June 05 From: Texas Member No.: 26546 |
I got this in an email from my sister in law today:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher." Isn't it a shame we have come to the point of such political correctness that we can't just say Merry Christmas without the disclaimers and legal nonsense. |
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Dec 20 2006, 03:49 AM
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Veteran Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Member Posts: 553 Joined: 26-August 06 From: Apopka (Orlando), Florida Member No.: 51120 |
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Dec 20 2006, 04:11 AM
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Veteran Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Advanced Member Posts: 698 Joined: 28-October 06 Member No.: 54618 |
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Dec 20 2006, 05:10 AM
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Veteran Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Member Posts: 713 Joined: 23-September 04 From: Alberta, Canada Member No.: 11346 |
That's pretty funny. And so true.
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Dec 20 2006, 05:25 AM
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Member Posts: 1175 Joined: 6-October 05 Member No.: 32707 |
Exactly! This is why life is so complicated without Jesus.
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Dec 20 2006, 08:33 AM
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Royal Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Royal Member Posts: 12866 Joined: 3-March 04 From: Denver, Colorado Member No.: 2638 |
I've forwarded that to EVERYBODY I KNOW!!
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