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post Feb 23 2008, 10:47 AM
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17. "I finished the Oreos"
16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40pounds."
15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Leehad a baby!"
14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabbyforever!"
13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl"
12. "Darned if you ain't about 5 pounds away from a surprisevisit from that Richard Simmons fella. '
11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy,that's gotta hurt!"
10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next toWillard Scott!"
9. "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?
8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
7. "Get your *own* ice cream."
6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today!"
5. "Got milk?"
4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."
3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"
2. "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."
1. "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger..........."
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post Feb 23 2008, 11:04 AM
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post Feb 23 2008, 11:45 AM
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post Feb 23 2008, 12:05 PM
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I love #1!!! That would be mine is I ever get married and have a baby, because I loOOOOOve Oreo's!!
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post Feb 23 2008, 12:13 PM
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post Feb 23 2008, 12:19 PM
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post Feb 23 2008, 04:06 PM
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Any man who would say any of those things.......has a death wish. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
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post Feb 24 2008, 12:11 AM
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QUOTE (glory2000 @ Feb 23 2008, 02:06 PM) *
Any man who would say any of those things.......has a death wish. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)


Anyone, male or female, saying those things would be awfully close to committing suicide -- especially if the pregnant wife in question has a gun. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/24.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/24.gif)
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post Feb 24 2008, 11:23 AM
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I'm less then a month away from having my baby, we are going to have another girl, this will be our fourth daughter. I'm so excited, my poor husband is seriously out numbered, even the cat is female. lol

Anyways thanks for the laugh, I read them to my husband, and repeated the one about ice cream. lol

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