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 Oct 6 2008, 02:33 PM
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Junior Member  Group: Junior Member Posts: 100 Joined: 12-June 07 From: Illinois Member No.: 70169  |
I came across this and could't stop laughing......ENJOY!!!!!
If you have suffer from a head injury, fever over 101°F, headache, or very stiff neck, convulsions or ongoing vomiting, chest pain, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, weakness, inability to move an arm or leg, or change in vision or speech fainting and losing consciousness for more than a few minutes call 911 immediately.... Wonder how it's possible to place a call ??????? rofl JULS |
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Oct 6 2008, 04:53 PM
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Senior Member Group: Senior Member Posts: 1262 Joined: 3-July 05 From: New York Member No.: 27077 |
That was rather amusing my sister, Julia. I liked it. It is amazing the warning labels that pop up as well.
How the pursuit of avoiding a massive lawsuit as added to the collective laughter of our society! Keep the jokes coming! "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer. "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists. "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool. "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant. "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard. "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn. "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter. "Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image. "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer. "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow. "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater. "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray. "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock." "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box. "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup. "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter" |
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Oct 6 2008, 07:58 PM
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Senior Member Group: Senior Member Posts: 1134 Joined: 24-November 07 From: Ohio-The Heart of it All Member No.: 80584 |
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Oct 7 2008, 06:31 AM
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Royal Member Group: Royal Member Posts: 3385 Joined: 12-June 07 From: Always here, never there! Member No.: 70158 |
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Oct 7 2008, 06:36 AM
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Veteran Member Group: Banned Posts: 770 Joined: 8-September 08 From: Georgia Member No.: 95980 |
I have always wondered about something...
On a bag of Cheetos it said..."Dangerously Cheesy!" Just how harmful are these things? Should I be worried or seek professional help? Can they be "Fataly Cheesy"? This post has been edited by daystar101: Oct 7 2008, 10:04 AM |
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Oct 7 2008, 09:13 AM
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Veteran Member Group: Worthy Watchman Posts: 882 Joined: 2-June 08 From: The South Member No.: 90334 |
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Oct 9 2008, 08:31 AM
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Royal Member Group: Royal Member Posts: 3615 Joined: 21-October 03 From: Carbon Hill Ohio Member No.: 2149 |
oh consumers.....intelligence seems to be so random anymore.
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 Oct 9 2008, 09:00 PM
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Royal Member Group: Worthy Watchman Posts: 20250 Joined: 9-August 06 From: Elgin, Illinois, USA Member No.: 50096 |
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Oct 14 2008, 08:39 AM
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Royal Member Group: Royal Member Posts: 12022 Joined: 4-August 06 From: Maryland Member No.: 49836 |
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