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 Oct 23 2007, 11:06 AM
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Veteran Member  Group: Advanced Member Posts: 584 Joined: 31-July 06 From: Portsmouth England Member No.: 49553  |
THE HUSBAND STORE
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. . . you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, loves the Lord, loves kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, have a strong romantic streak, cooks, cleans and takes care of all your needs. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! |
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Oct 23 2007, 11:08 AM
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Royal Member Group: Royal Member Posts: 2765 Joined: 30-December 06 From: Georgia Member No.: 58818 |
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Oct 23 2007, 11:09 AM
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Royal Member Group: Royal Member Posts: 3385 Joined: 12-June 07 From: Always here, never there! Member No.: 70158 |
What can I say???
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Oct 23 2007, 11:26 AM
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Royal Member Group: Royal Member Posts: 2928 Joined: 1-October 07 From: Somewhere.. over the rainbow! Member No.: 77517 |
LOL I'm going to share this one with my friends (IMG:style_emoticons/default/emot-LMAO.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/emot-LOL.gif)
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Oct 23 2007, 01:16 PM
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Royal Member Group: Royal Member Posts: 2979 Joined: 29-May 07 From: Cleveland, Ohio Member No.: 69374 |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/21.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/21.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/21.gif)
good one |
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Oct 23 2007, 01:23 PM
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Royal Member Group: Royal Member Posts: 3615 Joined: 21-October 03 From: Carbon Hill Ohio Member No.: 2149 |
I like #5 LOL
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Oct 23 2007, 01:28 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 23 Joined: 20-October 07 From: Africa (Zambia) Member No.: 78551 |
QUOTE(nobdy @ Oct 23 2007, 01:16 PM)  (IMG:style_emoticons/default/21.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/21.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/21.gif) good one (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) dont you think she was just aiming just aiming higher... a little 2 222 higher.. perhaps (IMG:style_emoticons/default/24.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/24.gif) |
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Oct 23 2007, 01:31 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 23 Joined: 20-October 07 From: Africa (Zambia) Member No.: 78551 |
QUOTE(nobdy @ Oct 23 2007, 01:16 PM) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/21.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/21.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/21.gif) good one (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) dont you think she was just aiming just aiming higher... a little 2 222 higher.. perhaps (IMG:style_emoticons/default/24.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/24.gif) |
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Apr 4 2009, 08:33 PM
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Royal Member Group: Royal Member Posts: 2928 Joined: 1-October 07 From: Somewhere.. over the rainbow! Member No.: 77517 |
this joke still kills me lol!!
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Apr 4 2009, 08:52 PM
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Senior Member Group: Senior Member Posts: 1204 Joined: 28-March 08 From: connecticut Member No.: 87173 |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/24.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/24.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/24.gif) that is way too funny
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