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dakota190
post Jul 3 2009, 11:10 AM
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This may belong in the political forum more than here, but....



John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock

(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 AM.
While his coffeepot

(MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG )

He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
designer jeans

(MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new

electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his

calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his

watch
0A(MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )

and continued his search

for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging

and fruitless day

checking his

Computer
(made in MALAYSIA ),

John decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL),

poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )

and turned on his

TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),

and then wondered why he can't

find a good paying job
in AMERICA AND NOW...


HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT ... MADE IN KENYA !

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post Jul 3 2009, 12:42 PM
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post Jul 3 2009, 01:18 PM
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there has to be something "Made in the Philippines" there...LOL...there has to be...

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post Jul 3 2009, 02:18 PM
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Very funny yet very true too! God Bless!
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post Jul 3 2009, 04:43 PM
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post Jul 3 2009, 05:39 PM
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