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Jul 3 2009, 11:10 AM
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Veteran Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Senior Member Posts: 767 Joined: 14-February 06 From: knoxville, tn. Member No.: 39580 |
This may belong in the political forum more than here, but....
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 AM. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ) He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch 0A(MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA AND NOW... HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT ... MADE IN KENYA ! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/taped.gif) well, hush my mouth!! Scarlett (IMG:style_emoticons/default/whistling.gif) |
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Jul 3 2009, 12:42 PM
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Royal Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Royal Member Posts: 9196 Joined: 22-November 06 From: Denton, Texas Member No.: 56217 |
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Jul 3 2009, 01:18 PM
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Advanced Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Advanced Member Posts: 471 Joined: 31-January 09 From: South America Member No.: 103131 |
there has to be something "Made in the Philippines" there...LOL...there has to be...
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/24.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/24.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/24.gif) south |
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Jul 3 2009, 02:18 PM
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Group: Banned Posts: 54 Joined: 18-June 09 From: Texas Member No.: 109232 |
Very funny yet very true too! God Bless!
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Jul 3 2009, 04:43 PM
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Royal Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Royal Member Posts: 3056 Joined: 3-February 09 From: South Africa Member No.: 103225 |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/24.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/24.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/24.gif) Does he come with a warranty?
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Jul 3 2009, 05:39 PM
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Royal Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Royal Member Posts: 11986 Joined: 4-August 06 From: Maryland Member No.: 49836 |
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Jul 5 2009, 01:45 PM
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Veteran Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Advanced Member Posts: 552 Joined: 7-March 09 From: depends where im living when you ask me. somewhere in the uk at least Member No.: 104685 |
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