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 Jun 28 2009, 05:59 PM
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Royal Member  Group: Worthy Watchman Posts: 14898 Joined: 31-October 02 From: depends on the day.... Member No.: 1335  |
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter that's gotta be tough to do? -------------------------------------------------------------------- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Say it isn't so? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! ----------------------------------------------------------- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! --------------------------------------------------------------- Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! ------------------------------------------------------ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ---------------------------------------------------------- War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ---------------------------------------------------------------- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? ---------------------------------------------------------- Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ---------------------------------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! ----------------------------------------------- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ------------------------------------------------- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? **************************************** Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! *************************************************** Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ******************************************* And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead |
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 Jun 28 2009, 06:00 PM
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Royal Member Group: Royal Member Posts: 7708 Joined: 7-November 08 From: Over the Rainbow Member No.: 99013 |
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Jun 28 2009, 06:08 PM
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Royal Member Group: Servant Posts: 15388 Joined: 1-April 02 From: Texas Member No.: 1116 |
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Jun 28 2009, 07:38 PM
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Royal Member Group: Worthy Watchman Posts: 20250 Joined: 9-August 06 From: Elgin, Illinois, USA Member No.: 50096 |
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Jun 28 2009, 07:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Senior Member Posts: 2488 Joined: 1-February 06 Member No.: 38951 |
QUOTE (yod @ Jun 28 2009, 06:59 PM)  Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter that's gotta be tough to do? -------------------------------------------------------------------- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Say it isn't so? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! ----------------------------------------------------------- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! --------------------------------------------------------------- Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! ------------------------------------------------------ Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! ---------------------------------------------------------- War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! ---------------------------------------------------------------- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? ---------------------------------------------------------- Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge! ---------------------------------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! ----------------------------------------------- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! ------------------------------------------------- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? **************************************** Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! *************************************************** Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ******************************************* And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead That is fuNNNNNNy. Whew.. |
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Jun 28 2009, 10:03 PM
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Royal Member Group: Royal Member Posts: 4260 Joined: 11-September 07 From: Missouri Member No.: 76408 |
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Jun 28 2009, 10:25 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 13 Joined: 26-June 09 Member No.: 109599 |
Absolutely hillarious! Thanks for sharing!
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Jul 5 2009, 01:33 PM
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Veteran Member Group: Advanced Member Posts: 552 Joined: 7-March 09 From: depends where im living when you ask me. somewhere in the uk at least Member No.: 104685 |
LOVE your commentry also...
QUOTE (yod @ Jun 28 2009, 10:59 PM) ---------------------------------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! ----------------------------------------------- laughed so hard!!! |
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Jul 5 2009, 01:59 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Advanced Member Posts: 477 Joined: 31-January 09 From: South America Member No.: 103131 |
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