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Proofreading is a dying art, actual headlines (with commentary)
yod
post Jun 28 2009, 05:59 PM
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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?



Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
that's gotta be tough to do?

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Say it isn't so?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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post Jun 28 2009, 06:00 PM
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post Jun 28 2009, 06:08 PM
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post Jun 28 2009, 07:38 PM
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post Jun 28 2009, 07:42 PM
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QUOTE (yod @ Jun 28 2009, 06:59 PM) *
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?



Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
that's gotta be tough to do?

--------------------------------------------------------------------
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Say it isn't so?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
-----------------------------------------------------------
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
---------------------------------------------------------------
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
------------------------------------------------------
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
----------------------------------------------------------
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
----------------------------------------------------------------
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
----------------------------------------------------------------
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
----------------------------------------------------------
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
----------------------------------------------
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
-----------------------------------------------
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
-------------------------------------------------
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
****************************************
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
***************************************************
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
*******************************************
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead




That is fuNNNNNNy. Whew..
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post Jun 28 2009, 10:03 PM
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post Jun 28 2009, 10:25 PM
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Absolutely hillarious! Thanks for sharing!
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post Jul 5 2009, 01:33 PM
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LOVE your commentry also...

QUOTE (yod @ Jun 28 2009, 10:59 PM) *
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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laughed so hard!!!
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post Jul 5 2009, 01:59 PM
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