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post Dec 27 2008, 04:11 AM
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post Dec 27 2008, 04:19 AM
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Here's one........................



Q. What's the most important use for leather?









A. It stops a cow from collapsing.....................
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post Dec 27 2008, 05:52 AM
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What does an artist put on his food?



Tomato Sketchup
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post Dec 27 2008, 06:10 AM
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What do you call a Roman Emperor with a cold?








Julius Sneezer................
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post Dec 27 2008, 06:27 AM
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you gave me an idea for a joke then.

What was the roman governer who condemned Jesus to be crucified's first job?

A Pilate.


lol.
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post Dec 27 2008, 06:31 AM
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A new kind of "Knock-Knock Joke" Somebody start it.............
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post Dec 27 2008, 06:39 AM
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I'll start...




Knock knock.............
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post Dec 27 2008, 07:38 AM
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here is a dirty one.......





a little boy was out playing and while running,


he fell in the mud.
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post Dec 27 2008, 07:38 AM
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now for a clean joke,




he got up from the mud puddle and went home and took a shower.
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post Dec 27 2008, 09:11 AM
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ok ok i can be as corn dog as you guys
what did the fish say when it swam into a wall ,,,,,,,,,,,,, dam !
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