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Chicken Jokes ; Question and Others Try To Answer


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1.) Ask a question joke . You can use any animal, insect, or living creature, to make the joke. Those that God created.

2.) We need your ...own funny made up answer.... before the next joke question is posted.

***** Feel free to ask a Question if you like. ...once the answer to the other one is given.

**** Note ... nothing mystic ...such as , leprechauns, unicorns , fairies , etc.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

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God has a sense of humor too.

This idea of this Topic was not all of my own doing..God ...made it come about for us, here at this forum.

He wants us to have fun and enjoy ourselves too.

Thank you , Lord

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It's not a chicken joke, but I really cracked up my Father-in-law with this knock-knock joke the other day.

You start by saying "Hey I heard a new knock-knock joke, let's do it".

And they say "OK".

And you say, "OK, you start it".

And they say, "knock-knock"

And you say, "who's there"

Silence.

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It's not a chicken joke, but I really cracked up my Father-in-law with this knock-knock joke the other day.

You start by saying "Hey I heard a new knock-knock joke, let's do it".

And they say "OK".

And you say, "OK, you start it".

And they say, "knock-knock"

And you say, "who's there"

Silence.

Are you hi-jacking my thread ??? ... :laugh: too chicken to answer... make your own somewhere else. :swordfightsmiles:

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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

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To get away from colonel sanders

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Good one ...Little ... :D

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Why did the chicken cross the playground ?

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To get to the swings.

Why did the chicken want to get to the swings?

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To get to the swings.

Why did the chicken want to get to the swings?

So she can get to go up... high in the the air.

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Why did the turtle cross the road ?

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because the chicken got ran over.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road?

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because the chicken got ran over.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road?

Because he was on the right side of the road. :P

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why did the Turkey cross the road ?

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cos he wanted to see what the chicken and turtle were up to

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HA! HA! Lady ... ( I would think ....to get together with them , to hide for Thanksgiving . LOL )

Why did the monkey swing from tree to tree ?

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I dream of a world, where people mind there own business and allow chickens and monkeys to go about their own business;

without having to justify themselves. :whistling:

As for the monkey , he was just pooping on giraffes for fun. :runforhills:

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I dream of a world, where people mind there own business and allow chickens and monkeys to go about their own business;

without having to justify themselves. :whistling:

As for the monkey , he was just pooping on giraffes for fun. :runforhills:

A lot of action going on ...ncn... :P

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silly boy he was working for Mac Donalds ..after all if you pay peanuts you get monkeys

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( try to make- up a question , after answering ,... if you want to, not necessary though , LOL)

Why do birds fly together ?

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So one can hold the map and the other can read it. :whistling:

"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"

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that is funny.... ncn.. I was thinking on the same line as you ... they have no sense of direction. LOL

Ans:..

When I play the guitar, my music stinks like a fish. LOL

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Why does the crab walk sideways on the beach ?

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It drank to much firewater.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road?

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Because the grass was greener on his side. ( a broken record there . Patriot ..LOL )

Why do monkies hang from trees ?

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"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"

Ans:..

When I play the guitar, my music stinks like a fish. LOL

Actually, the answer is:

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tune a (tuna) fish.

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"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"

Ans:..

When I play the guitar, my music stinks like a fish. LOL

Actually, the answer is:

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tune a (tuna) fish.

HA! HA! HA!.... and you cheated... we have to make up our own funny answers ... :fryingpan: ...its more fun this way.

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Q:

Why do monkies hang from trees ?

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To throw things at the chickens and turtles crossing the road..

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