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Chicken Jokes ; Question and Others Try To Answer

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To ring it for the New Year.





Why did the mouse stay in the clock ?

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Because Motel 6 was overbooked.

Why did the mouse give up cheese?

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he didnt have any wine to go with it :P

Why did the cow go to the supermarket?

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She needed a rib transplant.



why did the fish swim upstream ?

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because someone stole its compass.

Why did the jackalope refuse to leave wyoming?

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Joke or Riddle:
What was Einstien's answer to: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Punchline:
Did the chicken cross the road... or did the road move beneath the chicken?

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because someone stole its compass.

Why did the jackalope refuse to leave wyoming?


Because he thought the world ended at its borders.

Why did the reindeer play games?

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Because it remembered what happened to it the last hundred times it did that.

Why do penguins love snow?

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Because it's better than freezing rain.

Why was the bird afraid of the snowman?

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He was afraid of freezing to death.

Why did the cat play dead?

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Because it's better than actually being dead.


Why do dogs chase their tails?

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Because that's what they do when they're cat-deprived.

Why do monkeys like bananas?

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because theres no chocolate cake in their natural habitat.

Why do rhinos chase squirels?

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they want to know the secrete to climbing trees


why do snails slug one another?

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because they have to vent their frustration over being so ridiculously slow.

why did the cow not budge from the middle of the road?




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