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The Snail Who Wanted to Go Fast

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There was once a little snail named Clyde. Clyde was tired moving slow all of the time so he decided it was time for him to buy a sports car.

So he managed to find gainful employment and after a while he saved up enough to buy a little red sports car he had his eye on for while.

Upon purchasing the little red sports car, he had the letter "S" (for snail) painted in large white letters on both the driver's and passenger's side doors.

He revved up his little car and it took off like a rocket and as he was racing down the highway, every one he passed on the road said:

"My, my... look at that 'S car go.'"




You might have to think about it a while, LOL
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I hope nobody had to think about it.
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There was once a little snail named Clyde. Clyde was tired moving slow all of the time so he decided it was time for him to buy a sports car.

So he managed to find gainful employment and after a while he saved up enough to buy a little red sports car he had his eye on for while.

Upon purchasing the little red sports car, he had the letter "S" (for snail) painted in large white letters on both the driver's and passenger's side doors.

He revved up his little car and it took off like a rocket and as he was racing down the highway, every one he passed on the road said:

"My, my... look at that 'S car go.'"




You might have to think about it a while, LOL

I've eaten those cars before... :thumbsup: :biggrinflip:
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Cute!
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I hope he didn't run any of his friends over by driving to fast..lol
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He,he,he.. Too cute.. @ least he was havin fun!
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