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6c7690e030ba188a628e80aa59e274eb.jpgOk all you guys lets hear it about what frustrates you so much about women.And women you may do the same about men.



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207ec3df2e5708fab489d30a778ee9d5.jpgThis is how mens underwear is advertised  :grin:



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6c7690e030ba188a628e80aa59e274eb.jpgOk all you guys lets hear it about what frustrates you so much about women.And women you may do the same about men.

I think this pretty much sums it up. . .



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6c7690e030ba188a628e80aa59e274eb.jpgOk all you guys lets hear it about what frustrates you so much about women.And women you may do the same about men.

I think this pretty much sums it up. . .

 

4c0d9ed358fd374b775aa00639aba427.jpgNo...I think this pretty much sums it up..



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Alright. me venting about my wife. Every time I go to watch a movie trailer on my computer when shes in the room, she has to talk all the way through it-about what movie she wants to watch. So annoying. 



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Alright. me venting about my wife. Every time I go to watch a movie trailer on my computer when shes in the room, she has to talk all the way through it-about what movie she wants to watch. So annoying. 

37a6e6b4a44fd55d25fb160ab3bd04de.jpgOk...Mr.Pat.This makes you angry.I wonder why she is doing this?Does she want your attention?So the two of you watch a movie on your computer?Who gets to choose?Do you compromise?My bill will be in the mail  :grin:



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Leaving hair in the sink after shaving......you guys have to do better with this.  :verkle:



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thats just it, she was paying bills, not even talking to me-until I started the video. My pet peeve is people talking during a show-I could care less if its a movie that I wanted to see-or a chic flic my wife dragged me to, I can't stand people talking through what Im watching lol.



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thats just it, she was paying bills, not even talking to me-until I started the video. My pet peeve is people talking during a show-I could care less if its a movie that I wanted to see-or a chic flic my wife dragged me to, I can't stand people talking through what Im watching lol.

I agree.I am there to watch the movie not talk.Do you guys take turns in your choices?You said she drags you to a chic flick.Sometimes I would go to a movie with girlfriends and see a chic flick.Something we knew the guys would not like.Once I was on vacation with my family in Bend Oregon and my husband and kids wanted to see "Jurassic Park" I wanted to see "You've got mail" I went to one movie and they went to another.I think that is ok. 



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I wish I was a girl because they have it so easy!

What I do hate is the way girls get a huge variety of clothing options and we get the same limited variety of boring stuff year after year. Us guys get forgotten about that way lots.

Edited by Chris., 19 May 2014 - 11:13 PM.


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Edited by Chris., 20 May 2014 - 03:28 AM.


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Here are 52 “job titles” a mom holds on any given day;

  1. CEO of the Household
  2. Personal Chef {clients may consist of picky eaters}
  3. Head Cheerleader of {insert your child’s name} team
  4. Housekeeper
  5. Taxi Driver {don’t expect to receive any tips}
  6. Judge Mom {daily court appearances}
  7. PhD in Anger Management
  8. Hair Stylist {mostly consists of impatient clients}
  9. Bed-wetting Patrol Squad
  10. Keeper of Secrets {shh I won’t tell}
  11. Food Tester
  12. Family Therapist {innervation at least once a week}
  13. Toddler Wrestling Coach
  14. Errand Runner
  15. Laundry Machine Operator
  16. Janitor
  17. Teacher {specializing in nursery rhythms, ABC’s and 123′s}
  18. Toy Repair Expert {fixer of the little parts}
  19. Finance Manager
  20. Art Director {remember; beauty is in the eye of the beholder}
  21. Land Scraper {the weeds won’t pull themselves}
  22. Potty Trainer
  23. Search and Rescue {for lost toys}
  24. Champion Tickler
  25. Lifeguard
  26. Daycare Provider
  27. Personal Assistant for the entire family
  28. No-Thumb Sucking Enforcer
  29. Wardrobe Stylist {this may consists of changing your client’s clothes several times a day}
  30. Personal Shopper
  31. Toothbrush Inspector
  32. PTA Mom
  33. Play-date Coordinator
  34. Birthday Events Director
  35. Sleep Scientist {will consist of many overnight studies}
  36. Scary Monster Patrol Officer
  37. Dramatic Story Teller
  38. Backyard Safety Patrol
  39. Professional Singer {concentrating on lullabies}
  40. Boo-Boo Fixer
  41. Kiss and Hugs Expert
  42. Speech Specialist
  43. Vacation Coordinator & Tour Guide
  44. PhD in Reverse Psychology
  45. Separation Anxiety Counselor
  46. In-Law Mediator
  47. Seamstress of Frilly Dresses and Super Hero Costumes
  48. Mrs. Fix-It
  49. Fort Engineer
  50. Stain Removal Expert
  51. Bodyguard
  52. Lady MacGyver


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Here are 52 “job titles” a mom holds on any given day;

  1. CEO of the Household
  2. Personal Chef {clients may consist of picky eaters}
  3. Head Cheerleader of {insert your child’s name} team
  4. Housekeeper
  5. Taxi Driver {don’t expect to receive any tips}
  6. Judge Mom {daily court appearances}
  7. PhD in Anger Management
  8. Hair Stylist {mostly consists of impatient clients}
  9. Bed-wetting Patrol Squad
  10. Keeper of Secrets {shh I won’t tell}
  11. Food Tester
  12. Family Therapist {innervation at least once a week}
  13. Toddler Wrestling Coach
  14. Errand Runner
  15. Laundry Machine Operator
  16. Janitor
  17. Teacher {specializing in nursery rhythms, ABC’s and 123′s}
  18. Toy Repair Expert {fixer of the little parts}
  19. Finance Manager
  20. Art Director {remember; beauty is in the eye of the beholder}
  21. Land Scraper {the weeds won’t pull themselves}
  22. Potty Trainer
  23. Search and Rescue {for lost toys}
  24. Champion Tickler
  25. Lifeguard
  26. Daycare Provider
  27. Personal Assistant for the entire family
  28. No-Thumb Sucking Enforcer
  29. Wardrobe Stylist {this may consists of changing your client’s clothes several times a day}
  30. Personal Shopper
  31. Toothbrush Inspector
  32. PTA Mom
  33. Play-date Coordinator
  34. Birthday Events Director
  35. Sleep Scientist {will consist of many overnight studies}
  36. Scary Monster Patrol Officer
  37. Dramatic Story Teller
  38. Backyard Safety Patrol
  39. Professional Singer {concentrating on lullabies}
  40. Boo-Boo Fixer
  41. Kiss and Hugs Expert
  42. Speech Specialist
  43. Vacation Coordinator & Tour Guide
  44. PhD in Reverse Psychology
  45. Separation Anxiety Counselor
  46. In-Law Mediator
  47. Seamstress of Frilly Dresses and Super Hero Costumes
  48. Mrs. Fix-It
  49. Fort Engineer
  50. Stain Removal Expert
  51. Bodyguard
  52. Lady MacGyver

 

I'd say the list is about 58% accurate - much better than I expected it would be.

 

The toilet seat thing has always been a mystery to me. It never made sense to me that I should be expected to leave the seat down, since there is a large chance that I will return, only to have to lift it back up again. If I used it up, then I have to do extra work and put it down? If I am following her, then I have to lift it up, then put it down again? Makes no sense. Because I love her, I put it down. However, in my head I envision the problem as one of the woman closing her eyes and backing up to the seat, otherwise, she would see when the lid is up, and just as easily as I can, lower the seat.

 

Now, for some reason, my wife is incapable or remembering how to use buttons on an electron device. She can handle on/off. However, expect her to program a VCR or to turn on a stereo, set the input device to DVD etc, to watch a movie with a decent sound system, and she is lost, no matter how many times she is instructed. I would think she is trying to make me feel important, but she is not a deceptive person. Perhaps it is a ruse to get me to do it so she doesn't have to? No, she is not at all lazy. In the same way, she uses Microsoft word 5 times as much as I do, but cannot remember how to format a document, or realize a picture, of find a file she created the day before, etc. She has been shown again and again, but it does not stick, She can even write notes on how to so it, but cannot keep track of the notes, nor can she use help files, or look up a "how to" etc.

 

Now, this is not a woman thing necessarily, since I have three daughters who do not seem to have this techno-shortcoming, but it is an annoying thing about one woman. When I die, I am not sure how she will get along, hopefully one of her children can help her out.

 

Too many women cannot keep secrets. This does not mean secrets in the strictest sense, but they cannot seem to not talk about their families and other relationships, sharing details that no one not involved has any need to know. Of course, I suppose I just did that above, no one needs to know my wife's shortcomings with technology. On the other hand, my wife does not chat at Worthychat very often, because she does not want to share my shortcomings, on those times when people think more highly of me than they ought - she is thinking: "Wow, if they only knew the real you honey!"

 

Anyway, sure, there are some gender differences, but there are more individual differences that have nothing to do with gender. In the case of my wife, one thing I appreciate about her, is her failure to live up to gender stereotypes. I am glad she does not wear lipstick and makeup usually, or fuss with her hair and paint her nails or wear perfume, and buy lots of shoes and purses, wears no jewelry other than a wedding ring, and even there, specifically did not want gold/diamonds.

 

We have differences, but some differences compliment each other, and become strengths. In October, we will have been married 30 years, and I thank God for her differences, and her tolerance of mine.



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One more thing girls get it easy with:

 

A girl is pulled over by a policeman in car for misdemeanour. She batts her eyes and looks all cute and gets a reduced fine if not let off all together. 

 

A guy in the same situation gets the full fine and they look around for anything else they can book you for!


Edited by Chris., 20 May 2014 - 01:36 AM.


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One more thing girls get it easy with:

 

A girl is pulled over by a policeman in car for misdemeanour. She batts her eyes and looks all cute and gets a reduced fine if not let off all together. 

 

A guy in the same situation gets the full fine and they look around for anything else they can book you for!

How about this as a solution:

 

Keep your car in decent shape, don't attract attention, drive in a courteous, safe, and lawful manner, and I'll bet this seldom becomes an issue!



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One more thing girls get it easy with:

 

A girl is pulled over by a policeman in car for misdemeanour. She batts her eyes and looks all cute and gets a reduced fine if not let off all together. 

 

A guy in the same situation gets the full fine and they look around for anything else they can book you for!

That reminds me of a story if I may  :mgcheerful:

I was very young 24 years old.I had just been through a divorce with my first husband.I have been divorced twice.It was a horrible divorce and that is one of the times of my life I don't want to look on.I had recently purchased a little red Datsun with my father's help,he signed for the car for me.I did not have a penny to spend.School was in the near future.Thank God my parents had money and were helping me tremendously.My daughter was 3 years old.I just wanted to escape for a couple of days and get alway from the world.My parents said "Honey why don't you and Michelle go to the beach for a couple of days.Just get a breather".They gave me some money.Well,the first time I had been on a longer trip by myself.I had never been to the beach by myself.I am on the highway on our big adventure.I am going the speed limit in my cute little used car.All of a sudden I see a policeman in my rearview mirror.I could see that they was combing his hair and putting on his hat.I am thinking "What the heck,what did I do?".He finally pulls me over.He says "Hi" with a big smile"Where are you going?". I explained to him that I was going to the beach and which one.He told me that my license plates were expired.I told him that I recently purchased this car.To tell you the truth I did not know what it meant for my license plates to be expired  :grin: .He just said "ok well keep that in mind that when you get home that needs to be done".That was all. I continue on my path.He followed me for miles and miles.I am thinking "Please do not let him follow me to the beach".And that is history.






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