Satan's Beatitudes
Blessed are they who are too tired
And busy to go to church on sunday
For they are my best workers.
Blessed are they who are bored with
The minister's mannerisms and mistakes,
For they get nothing out of the sermon.
Blessed is the church member who expects
To be invited to his own church,
For he is part of the problem instead
Of the solution.
Blessed are they who gossip, for they
Cause strife and division that
Please me.
Blessed are they who are easily
Offended, for they soon get angry
And quit.
Blessed are they who do not give
Their offerings to carry on GOD'S
Work, for they are my best helpers.
Blessed is he who professes to love
GOD but hates his brothers and sisters,
For he shall be with me forever.
Blessed are the troublemakers,
For they shall be called the
Children of the devil.
Blessed is he who has no time to
Pray, for he will be easy prey.
Years wrinkle your skin but to
Give up your enthusiasm wrinkles
Your soul.
