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Posts posted by sheya joie
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Someone a few pages back was asking who's next-to-last. Well, that would be me! Just look at my signature: Penultimate.
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Oh wow, Jadey! Yes, praying for you too.
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Hey, Aimes! Good to see you again!
Ladypeartree (aka she-who-is-Last), how's that new baby doing?
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Sweetycake's attempt to overrule me is properly ignored.
Also that emoticon is extremely rude.
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Well... decided it was time to mention what I've been thinking for a very VERY long time now.
And that is: Lady Peartree is obviously last.
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21 hours ago, enoob57 said:
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21 hours ago, enoob57 said:
No I would have shoved it in reverse and floored it
Oh now - that's Noob!
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12 hours ago, enoob57 said:
I wonder what the term for living in fear of coffee
Apparently it's cafephobia.
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I wanna see someone try to floss using cotton candy...
Anyway, the other day down here in Texas I was out driving, and this car got in front of me going reeeeeeal slow - driver couldn't seem to make up their mind which lane they were in - other cars honking at them...
And then I saw the license plate was from Oklahoma...
And I thought, 'Noob?? Is that you???'
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Hey, shel, ladypear sent me a tin of lavabread a few years back. Yum, yum - good memories!
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All-time favorite: The Great Race starring Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon, and Natalie Wood. (Also Peter Falk, Keenan Wynn, Ross Martin - and the biggest pie fight ever filmed.)
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On 4/12/2019 at 4:30 AM, ladypeartree said:
Soooo on Tuesday I had a card from the post office to tell me they couldn't deliver an item as it had insufficient postage and I would need to pay £1.50 to receive it ( no one can tell me who it is from ) so I paid it and it was delivered this morning ………………… It was a survey asking me to answer a questionnaire about ……………………… How much it costs me to have asthma
Well... looks to me like it's cost you at least £1.50...
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On 4/8/2019 at 11:01 AM, Stephen-UK said:
I just don't understand it
I had last firmly chained up under the stairs with a pot noodle and lashings of ginger beer
for nourishment (it's quite comfortable in there actually)..and when I got back
...she had been STEALED!!
By a fruitcaketree!!You... you chained up last????? And you think you deserve to ever be last, after treating her that way??
The only reason you would need to chain last up is that you knew she wouldn't stay with you willingly! Whoever liberated her from your imprisonment is the true hero here!
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Read the appendix of The Return of the King. Sam's daughter Elanor married some dude and moved west in the Shire, and they became the Fairbairn family.
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On 3/24/2019 at 6:57 PM, shel said:
My mom's maiden name is Barton, my maiden name is Fairbairn... John Howland who came over on the Mayflower is an ancestor of the Bartons. So I guess I'm.... British?
Fairbairn! That makes you a hobbit, a descendant of Samwise Gamgee! ?
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Yes, praying.
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On 3/18/2019 at 3:02 PM, shel said:
Hahahahahahaha! I never knew that was the scientific name for a plantar wart! Isn't that the name of the child that turned into a blueberry in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory??
Violet was the child that turned into the blueberry; the spoiled brat who went down the garbage chute was Veruca Salt. (Oompah loompah loompady doo, I've got another riddle for you...)
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You sure that's not just heartburn, noob?
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I like this thread. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion.
Really, really, really, REALLY slow motion!
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One home treatment for cradle cap is to rub mineral or baby oil into the child's scalp, wait a bit, then shampoo. May take more than one treatment. Hope that helps!
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Nice to hear, Jadie! Still praying.
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Praying too.
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Is it just me .... the legacy continues ...
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Gotta admit it - this one made me laugh!
(But the real last is with Ladypear.)