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About hmh

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  • Birthday 11/15/1968

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    South Florida area (EWWWwwwwww!)
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    My two children (who obviously got the brains and beauty that skipped past me)
    World domination
    Waking up in the morning and not finding my name in the obituaries. If I do then I'm collecting my life insurance and running away to Alaska.
    Taking long walks along the beach in search of mines.
    Having conversation over coffee.
    Poking dead things with a stick.
    If you lay down on the ground I'll use my chalk and draw an outline around you to scare your neighbors...

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  1. Religion is man's way of trying to define God. Or in aspects trying to control others using religion. With that I know that the one true God, the father of Jesus Christ, who is the only one born of a virgin and raised from the dead by God himself to fulfill the law. I will tell you I'm allegedly Catholic in name only. However I am a Christian. I believe in God and Jesus Christ is my savior. I will personally look down the barrel of a gun or have my head cut off before I renounce God and Jesus Christ, which will never happen. I will quote Bible verses I can remember and pray for my enemies as I die. I am in no way perfect, but I will not, nor ever, renounce God and Jesus Christ. I will face whatever judgement I may face when I cross the bar, but one thing is certain, I will not be facing judgement for ever renouncing God and Jesus Christ.
  2. hmh

    Howdy y'all!

    It's actually my initials. But I do like to tell people that it means, "His Majesty's Holiness"
  3. hmh

    Howdy y'all!

    Thank y'all for the kind words. And I'll try not to bring too much discord here....
  4. I going to toss in a dream I had twice nearly 8 years ago. Same dream but I had them nearly a year apart. May mean absolutely nothing but it concerned me a lot, since I was considering retiring or staying in for another few years. I was deployed with my Air Force Reserve unit to South Korea. While in my office (I was a Ground Safety Specialist) the attack alarms go off. I duck under my desk to protect myself, but my right ankle was exposed. A bright flash (nuke blast is what I believed it to be) enveloped the room. My right ankle felt like it just received a sunburn. A loud, horrendous noise immediately followed. The next thing I know I'm back at my home base in Florida. Again the attack alarm goes off but this time I am outside when the bright flash of a nuke occurs. I immediate wake up in a cold sweat and my right ankle felt like it had received a sunburn. It stayed painful for a couple of days afterwards. Same dream twice in the span of nearly a year. Now I don't claim being anything special, but it definitely had me thinking. And about three years ago I had another dream about trying to cross over the border from North Korea into South Korea. Not sure what was going on, but geeze. Maybe I need to cut down on the coffee?
  5. hmh

    Howdy y'all!

    I joined like 10 million years ago. Disappeared due to being in the Witness Protection Program. Now coming back to see what I missed after all these years. Hoping to reconnect with those from the past and meet some new friends here in the future.
  6. Last is mine. All mine... Snot yours....
  7. last last last last last last...
  8. The tuna fish (AKA - Dolphins) will be luck to break even this year. Brett Farve will come back from retirement to take over for a team that is overly desperate for a QB. Dallas will embarrass themselves again. Peyton Manning will be a no show for most, if not the entire season (neck surgeries are nothing to play with). The Steelers and Jets will be in the AFC Championship game. Michael Vick will take the Eagles to the Superbowl. This and invest in my company, IDONTHAVEACLUE Inc.
  9. I have a dog His name if Rover He's soft and sweet And cute all over He's just as sweet as suger babies But it's to bad that he has rabies... My poem for the evening and LAST!
  10. Well in that case I will simply plant the roses in black ink and let them grow...
  11. Oh, I can clear out last. Give me a few bowls of beans...
  12. where can I find some black roses?
  13. Bozo was a popular clown on TV for about 50 or so years who passed away within the last week. Lass is looking for a new style of wall paper The elephant forgot
  14. you need fire, that hot air is more like stench...
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