God
My two children (who obviously got the brains and beauty that skipped past me)
World domination
Waking up in the morning and not finding my name in the obituaries. If I do then I'm collecting my life insurance and running away to Alaska.
Taking long walks along the beach in search of mines.
Having conversation over coffee.
Poking dead things with a stick.
If you lay down on the ground I'll use my chalk and draw an outline around you to scare your neighbors...