pearly163 Posted January 19, 2011 Group: Junior Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 83 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 22 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/09/2010 Status: Offline Birthday: 06/10/1956 Share Posted January 19, 2011 It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebula Posted January 19, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 10 Topic Count: 5,823 Topics Per Day: 0.76 Content Count: 45,870 Content Per Day: 5.96 Reputation: 1,897 Days Won: 83 Joined: 03/22/2003 Status: Offline Birthday: 11/19/1970 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Hey, if I didn't wear underwear, I'd look might silly on a Saturday morning answering the door... I sure hope you're kidding..... You're asking if wyguy is kidding? That's like asking if the cat meowed or the dog barked or the baby cried. Hey, it's a foolproof way to ensure the Jehovah's Witnesses and the Mormons never come back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningGlory Posted January 19, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1,022 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 39,193 Content Per Day: 6.11 Reputation: 9,977 Days Won: 78 Joined: 10/01/2006 Status: Offline Share Posted January 19, 2011 You're asking if wyguy is kidding? That's like asking if the cat meowed or the dog barked or the baby cried. Doh! What was I thinking??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Hey, it's a foolproof way to ensure the Jehovah's Witnesses and the Mormons never come back... A friend pulled this stunt (no, he wasn't saved at the time): 1. Come to the door dressed in a hooded floor length red robe, preferably the kind with the belled sleeves. Wear a pentagram, or other new age type jewelry. 2. Introduce yourself and tell them, "We were just about to sacrifice a goat. Would you care to join us?" 3. The JW, Mormons, and every other group stayed away from his house after this stunt. Not one has knocked on his door in over 12 years . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladypeartree Posted January 19, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 37 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 32,655 Content Per Day: 5.01 Reputation: 23,266 Days Won: 218 Joined: 06/21/2006 Status: Offline Birthday: 02/23/1953 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 I am happy to invite them in as long as they agree to listen to me FIRST ...if they are really serious they will agree, if they are just doing their obligatory door knocking quota they wont , either way be friendly and poilite.... they are people who are doing what they feel to be right and we could be there too but for the grace of God Asfor Wyguy ...if it is a cold day would you even know he was not wearing underwear ??? you would just think he was blue from the cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other one Posted January 19, 2011 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 29 Topic Count: 596 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 56,043 Content Per Day: 7.56 Reputation: 27,788 Days Won: 271 Joined: 12/29/2003 Status: Offline Share Posted January 19, 2011 "What color is your underware?" I'll bet you the first thought through Wyguys mind will be...... "What underware???" LoL Hey, if I didn't wear underwear, I'd look might silly on a Saturday morning answering the door... I wasn't going to mention it but I just can't help it...... during my 38 years of being a Xerox customer Service Engineer going into all kinds of offices and places where we leased or serviced equipment, there have been more than one account where the folks who let us in the door were always in the buff..... It's really distracting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebula Posted January 19, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 10 Topic Count: 5,823 Topics Per Day: 0.76 Content Count: 45,870 Content Per Day: 5.96 Reputation: 1,897 Days Won: 83 Joined: 03/22/2003 Status: Offline Birthday: 11/19/1970 Share Posted January 19, 2011 In offices? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheya joie Posted January 19, 2011 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 7 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2,054 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 351 Days Won: 2 Joined: 03/15/2005 Status: Offline Share Posted January 19, 2011 Here's what I don't understand. If the purpose of the dress code, as stated, is to make the employees look professional and competent, then why on earth would the specified color of underwear be skin-toned? It would seem to me that that would be the one color that would be forbidden. After all, in the unlikely case of a customer catching a glimpse of an employee's underthings, the skin-tone would give the impression the employee was 'going commando' - and that (to me at least) would mark the employee as being unprofessional in the extreme. Or am I weird? or overthinking this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningGlory Posted January 19, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1,022 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 39,193 Content Per Day: 6.11 Reputation: 9,977 Days Won: 78 Joined: 10/01/2006 Status: Offline Share Posted January 19, 2011 Hey, it's a foolproof way to ensure the Jehovah's Witnesses and the Mormons never come back... A friend pulled this stunt (no, he wasn't saved at the time): 1. Come to the door dressed in a hooded floor length red robe, preferably the kind with the belled sleeves. Wear a pentagram, or other new age type jewelry. 2. Introduce yourself and tell them, "We were just about to sacrifice a goat. Would you care to join us?" 3. The JW, Mormons, and every other group stayed away from his house after this stunt. Not one has knocked on his door in over 12 years . . . Priceless! (Although I don't suggest ANYONE wear a pentagram. The idea is great though.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningGlory Posted January 19, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1,022 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 39,193 Content Per Day: 6.11 Reputation: 9,977 Days Won: 78 Joined: 10/01/2006 Status: Offline Share Posted January 19, 2011 Here's what I don't understand. If the purpose of the dress code, as stated, is to make the employees look professional and competent, then why on earth would the specified color of underwear be skin-toned? It would seem to me that that would be the one color that would be forbidden. After all, in the unlikely case of a customer catching a glimpse of an employee's underthings, the skin-tone would give the impression the employee was 'going commando' - and that (to me at least) would mark the employee as being unprofessional in the extreme. Or am I weird? or overthinking this? Hmmm....good point, Sheya. I didn't think of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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