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Chicken Jokes ; Question and Others Try To Answer

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1.) Ask a question joke . You can use any animal, insect, or living creature, to make the joke. Those that God created.

2.) We need your ...own funny made up answer.... before the next joke question is posted.

***** Feel free to ask a Question if you like. ...once the answer to the other one is given.

**** Note ... nothing mystic ...such as , leprechauns, unicorns , fairies , etc.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

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God has a sense of humor too.

This idea of this Topic was not all of my own doing..God ...made it come about for us, here at this forum.

He wants us to have fun and enjoy ourselves too.

Thank you , Lord

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It's not a chicken joke, but I really cracked up my Father-in-law with this knock-knock joke the other day.

You start by saying "Hey I heard a new knock-knock joke, let's do it".

And they say "OK".

And you say, "OK, you start it".

And they say, "knock-knock"

And you say, "who's there"

Silence.

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It's not a chicken joke, but I really cracked up my Father-in-law with this knock-knock joke the other day.

You start by saying "Hey I heard a new knock-knock joke, let's do it".

And they say "OK".

And you say, "OK, you start it".

And they say, "knock-knock"

And you say, "who's there"

Silence.

Are you hi-jacking my thread ??? ... :laugh: too chicken to answer... make your own somewhere else. :swordfightsmiles:

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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

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Good one ...Little ... :D

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Why did the chicken cross the playground ?

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To get to the swings.

Why did the chicken want to get to the swings?

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To get to the swings.

Why did the chicken want to get to the swings?

So she can get to go up... high in the the air.

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Why did the turtle cross the road ?

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because the chicken got ran over.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road?

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