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no spider should exist more than two sheets of paper thick.

OOsspider.jpg

 

Rolled up news papers are a good transformation tool.

 

 

 

I prefer the sink or swim approach - drown them in Raid.

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no spider should exist more than two sheets of paper thick.

OOsspider.jpg

Rolled up news papers are a good transformation tool.

 

I prefer the sink or swim approach - drown them in Raid.

raidviking.jpgRaiding and pillaging is that all you think of :foot-stomp:
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Ode to a pretty spider

Spider, spider burning bright

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Ode to a pretty spider

Spider, spider burning bright

Crawled round my room in middle of night

Jumped on my pillow and gave me a fright

So I whacked it hard with all my might

The title should be "ode to the paper thin spider"

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raidviking.jpgRaiding and pillaging is that all you think of :foot-stomp:

 

 

Eg er vikingene

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Talking of spiders and things with long thin legs that freak people out:

 

I have a friend who would pick up daddy-long-legs and put them in his mouth (in Britain, daddy-long-legs are crane flies not harvestmen, you know the things with delicate long legs and wings that fly quite slowly and clumsily). Without damaging the fly at all, he would puff up his cheeks like a trumpet player then open his mouth and exhale the poor creature into somebody's face....

just for fun.

It would be quite amusing to see this thing fly out of his mouth, legs dangling (and staggering like like the Wright Brother's first plane flight) into the shocked visage of the surprised victim. which was usually female and would scream with shock and disgust when she saw what was happening to her.

Of course my friend was a bit strange anyway. He used to pat bees and sometimes try to stroke them like you would stroke a kitten. He found their stripy yellow and black woolly sweaters to be quite cuddly, or so he told me.

 

daddylonglegs.jpg

 

The wall-bashing crane fly. Not the greatest aviator of the insect world.

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if he did that to me, I'd hurt him out of general panic......   despite being a general good natured guy who doesn't like violence,,,,,   I'd hurt him anyway.

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I will tell on myself a bit... when I was going to Citadel Bible College in Ozark Arkansas

I was room celled for missing to many words in verse memory... so naturally I was bored to

death! My roommate came in with a little toad about the size of a quarter and it dawned on

me to amuse myself a little. I told my roommate to walk with me down to the dorm leaders

room where I wanted him to announce that I was sick and felt I had a frog in my throat.

So as I walked there with my roomate I place the little quarter sized toad on my tongue

and closed my mouth... it went off with out a hitch my roommate made the announcement and

then I opened my mouth and the little toad behaved beautifully sitting dead center of

my tongue appeared quite happy setting there in a moist warm and mostly dark environment...

As the dorm room leader looked at the toad in my mouth I moved my tongue slightly and the

toad leaped out of my mouth onto the floor upon which I exclaimed oh wait I feel like the

frog in my throat has left... turning I started back to my dorm room and looking back two

or three times that dorm room leader never cracked a smile or anything but looked as though

he was in some sort of dumbfounded amazement. Oh well some people are really hard to impress!

Love, Steven

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if he did that to me, I'd hurt him out of general panic......   despite being a general good natured guy who doesn't like violence,,,,,   I'd hurt him anyway.

 

O O I'm not sure if you're replying to my crane-fly post but if you are, this was fifteen maybe twenty years ago in my wild pre-saved days. It was just kids getting up to mischief. I'm pretty sure that my friend doesn't do that anymore.

I hope not.... he has a wife and daughter now. I'd like to hope that crane flies are no longer part of his party tricks (he's still a bit strange though... well I think anyway).

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So as I walked there with my roomate I place the little quarter sized toad on my tongue

and closed my mouth.

Love, Steven

Finally, I know who started the toad licking fad!

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