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Oh my goodness!!  Well, some things just never cease to amaze me in this world!

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So, if he accidentally drops his smartphone in the toilet, what exactly do they charge him with?

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Simon and Garfunkel

Hello Smartphone, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because I'm sitting here almost sleeping
Until I hear my iPhone loudly beeping
And the train of thought that was forming in my brain
No longer remains
Within the screen of silence

In restless sleep I hear its drone
My ever-present new Smartphone
'Neath the halo of my bedside lamp
I turned my covers from the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the sight of an Instgram
Just sent by Pam
As I tap the keys of silence

And on the subway cars I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People tapping without speaking
People texting without thinking
People writing texts that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the dross of silence.

"Fools" said I
"You do not know, Smartphones like a cancer grow
Put your phones down now and try to converse
Face each other now before this gets worse
But my words like silent emojis fell
And echoed
From the cells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the silicon God they made
And the phone rang out its warning
In the text that it was forming

And the phone said
"The wrds of the callers
R txted on the bathroom stalls
In pointless scrawls"
Deleted from the screen of silence

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I dare  say it is better than a man marrying another man.. 

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15 minutes ago, SIC said:

I dare it is better than a man marrying another man.. 

I was picking up breakfast early this morning at my favorite little restaurant and I witnessed two guy making out in the parking lot. It really grossed me out :mellow:

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Man marries his smartphone? Pound I am sorry. That is hilarious. 

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28 minutes ago, bopeep1909 said:

I was picking up breakfast early this morning at my favorite little restaurant and I witnessed two guy making out in the parking lot. It really grossed me out :mellow:

Thankfully I have never witness such gross scenes yet... 

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16 hours ago, The_Patriot2016 said:

So, if he accidentally drops his smartphone in the toilet, what exactly do they charge him with?

spousal abuse???    negligent homicide worse case if the phone dies......  maybe AT&T could resurrect it from the cloud.

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