SIC Posted June 29, 2016 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 13 Topic Count: 34 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2,436 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 2,625 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/2016 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/11/1989 Share Posted June 29, 2016 1 hour ago, other one said: spousal abuse??? negligent homicide worse case if the phone dies...... maybe AT&T could resurrect it from the cloud. How will he gain consent if he wants to divorce? And how on earth did the phone consent to the marriage in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other one Posted June 29, 2016 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 29 Topic Count: 596 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 56,088 Content Per Day: 7.56 Reputation: 27,829 Days Won: 271 Joined: 12/29/2003 Status: Offline Share Posted June 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, SIC said: How will he gain consent if he wants to divorce? And how on earth did the phone consent to the marriage in the first place? I don't know what kind of phone he has.... if it's an apple Iphone maybe seri did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZARD Posted June 29, 2016 Group: Royal Member Followers: 11 Topic Count: 320 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 6,830 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3,570 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/16/2002 Status: Offline Share Posted June 29, 2016 16 hours ago, bopeep1909 said: Man marries his smartphone? I am sorry. That is hilarious. Not very SMART, bopeep, is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted June 29, 2016 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,991 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,689 Content Per Day: 11.81 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted June 29, 2016 1 minute ago, HAZARD said: Not very SMART, bopeep, is he? I now pronounce you husband and smartphone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZARD Posted June 29, 2016 Group: Royal Member Followers: 11 Topic Count: 320 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 6,830 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3,570 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/16/2002 Status: Offline Share Posted June 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, bopeep1909 said: I now pronounce you husband and smartphone Someone over here married his dog? And they called it puppy love. Joseph Guiso bends down to kiss his new 'bride' in a wedding ceremony with a difference - one of the parties has four legs and a tail. An Australian man staged a 'marriage' to his beloved his yellow labrador in an outdoor ceremony and promptly sealed the union with a kiss. Joseph Guiso and Honey were 'joined in matrimony' at Toowoomba's Laurel Bank Park - and the real surprise is that 30 friends and family members turned up to witness the event. Pictures link here; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1334993/Joseph-Guiso-marries-dog-Honey-sunset-ceremony.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted June 29, 2016 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,991 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,689 Content Per Day: 11.81 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted June 29, 2016 Just now, HAZARD said: Someone over here married his dog? And they called it puppy love. Joseph Guiso bends down to kiss his new 'bride' in a wedding ceremony with a difference - one of the parties has four legs and a tail. An Australian man staged a 'marriage' to his beloved his yellow labrador in an outdoor ceremony and promptly sealed the union with a kiss. Joseph Guiso and Honey were 'joined in matrimony' at Toowoomba's Laurel Bank Park - and the real surprise is that 30 friends and family members turned up to witness the event. Pictures link here; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1334993/Joseph-Guiso-marries-dog-Honey-sunset-ceremony.html Lets face it a pet could be more loyal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZARD Posted June 29, 2016 Group: Royal Member Followers: 11 Topic Count: 320 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 6,830 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3,570 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/16/2002 Status: Offline Share Posted June 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, bopeep1909 said: Lets face it a pet could be more loyal. I'm told the poor dog spent the rest of its days since being married to Joseph chasing its own tail? It was trying to make both ends meet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted June 29, 2016 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,991 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,689 Content Per Day: 11.81 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted June 29, 2016 48 minutes ago, HAZARD said: I'm told the poor dog spent the rest of its days since being married to Joseph chasing its own tail? It was trying to make both ends meet! Boo....boo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thallasa Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 On 29/06/2016 at 1:34 AM, The_Patriot2016 said: So, if he accidentally drops his smartphone in the toilet, what exactly do they charge him with? So you have done that too . They might charge him with careless s.i.tting . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thallasa Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 On 29/06/2016 at 6:30 AM, bopeep1909 said: I was picking up breakfast early this morning at my favorite little restaurant and I witnessed two guy making out in the parking lot. It really grossed me out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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