ayin jade Posted October 10, 2016 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 44 Topic Count: 6,178 Topics Per Day: 0.88 Content Count: 43,795 Content Per Day: 6.22 Reputation: 11,242 Days Won: 58 Joined: 01/03/2005 Status: Offline Share Posted October 10, 2016 http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-37583323 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FresnoJoe Posted October 10, 2016 Group: Graduated to Heaven Followers: 208 Topic Count: 60 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 8,651 Content Per Day: 1.17 Reputation: 5,761 Days Won: 4 Joined: 01/31/2004 Status: Offline Birthday: 03/04/1943 Share Posted October 10, 2016 58 minutes ago, ayin jade said: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-37583323 The best thing to do would have been to appear on one of our English news channels, where war was declared approximately two weeks ago. One of the anchors has appeared on his show in combat gear. Another appears to have several seizures every evening, unable to digest all the treachery. His anger is monumental. His suit swells up. His hair ripples menacingly. His eyes flash fire. The nation is watching with bated breath, because this can only end in one of two ways. Either he will be the first person in history to explode on live TV, or, unable to bear it any more, he will leap over his desk, pick up an assault rifle, and command his chauffeur to drive him to Islamabad. Pakistan's pigeon fanciers should have realised that this, not pigeon carriers, would have been the logical medium for their hate message. Pakistan required their services. In this forum, their side is losing. Every one of these shows features token Pakistanis, usually retired military officers, who are torn limb from limb. They might be hoping to win the war, but meanwhile, they're losing the TV shows. If the pigeon fanciers had to send messages on behalf of Pakistan, this is where they were most needed. 'Suspected spy' Instead, they deployed "terrorist" pigeons. It's important to note that there were two pigeons, not one, which means they're attacking us in waves. They have penetrated deeply. Both "attacks" were very close to the capital of Punjab, Amritsar, where men are men and the butter flows freely. The terrorists have clearly taken a long-term approach. Their methodology is evolving. Initial attempts to send abusive messages were made with balloons. Subsequently a pigeon was apprehended with things written in Urdu on its feathers. Once the pigeon's message was translated, the message turned out to be the names of the days of the week. It was hard to draw any conclusions from this, except that the jihadis were running out of paper. By the time of the second attack, the terrorists had found paper, which they used to write a message. This was detected on the infiltrator's leg. The pigeon has been apprehended by the Punjab police, and logged in as a "suspected spy" in the official police diary. It is currently being held in an air-conditioned room, under heavy police guard. Pathankot police office Rakesh Kumar has told AFP news agency that the police are "investigating the matter very seriously". "We have caught a few spies here. The area is sensitive, given its proximity to Jammu, where infiltration is quite common." Luckily, the police in India have plenty of experience with wildlife. When the buffaloes of a prominent politician in northern Uttar Pradesh were kidnapped recently, by people with some kind of death wish, over 100 policemen and two superintendents of police were deployed. They recovered the buffaloes within a week, although questions have been raised regarding the identities of some of them. Some amount of buffalo substitution cannot be ruled out, but on the whole, the case was wrapped up well. Hence, we have reason to hope that they will successfully combat the jihadi pigeon menace too. Currently, they are leaving no stone unturned. According to sources, they are considering a variety of questions, such as: Is the pigeon Hindu or Muslim? Was beef involved in any way? If the pigeon receives bail, will it attempt to influence witnesses? Did it receive any assistance from Indian pigeons? Should we be involving the air force? Who's going to pay for all the food that it's eating? Meanwhile, we will continue to respect our security forces, because otherwise they might shoot us. But we should also spare a thought for the pigeons. These innocent creatures, once a symbol of peace, are now being indoctrinated by jihadis. How soon before sleeper cells within India begin doing the same? Tomorrow, as we walk in our neighbourhood park, enjoying the breeze and trying to make phone calls, how will we know which pigeons we can trust? How do we distinguish the good pigeons from those who are supporting Pakistan? They all look the same. And before all of you who live in London and New York start mocking us, you need to remember one thing. You have pigeons too. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-37583323 All the days of the afflicted are evil: but he that is of a merry heart hath a continual feast. Proverbs 15:15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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