SavedToServe Posted December 7, 2016 Group: Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 49 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 68 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/16/2016 Status: Offline Birthday: 04/17/1960 Share Posted December 7, 2016 The devil's beatitudes Blessed are those who are too tired, busy or disorganised to meet with fellow Christians on Sundays each week They are my best workers Blessed are those who enjoy noticing the mannerisms of clergy and choir Their hearts are not in it Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked I can use them Blessed are the touchy with a bit of luck they may even stop going to Church They are my missionaries Blessed are those who claim to love God at the same time as hating people They are mine forever Blessed are the troublemakers They shall be called my children Blessed are those who have no time to pray They are easy pray for me Blessed are you when you read or hear this and think it is about others and not about yourself I’ve got you. By John Stowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C_Beth Posted December 7, 2016 Group: Royal Member Followers: 42 Topic Count: 31 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 5,324 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 3,617 Days Won: 2 Joined: 06/08/2015 Status: Offline Share Posted December 7, 2016 That makes you think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZARD Posted December 11, 2016 Group: Royal Member Followers: 11 Topic Count: 320 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 6,830 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3,570 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/16/2002 Status: Offline Share Posted December 11, 2016 The Devils last Song. Long ago I planned in my passing pride, That to-day I would reign as king. But where is my kingdom, where is my crown? Is the bitter song I sing. What joy have I won through my evil designs? What peace in my soul wrecking plan? I hoped to conquer both Heaven and Hell, But I have won nothing more than man. I can see above, o'er the bridgeless gulf. The glorified Heaven lit strand. My chains make me feel the double disgrace, As I crouch 'neath the Infinite Hand. Where are my princes, my legions of dupes, And millions of souls I have won? My pains and my chains are greater by far, Because of the deeds I have done. All my plans and my schemes in a thousand ways, Like bubbles are blown out of sight; My fancies and hopes like a passing dream Are covered by shadows of night. Come on, all ye dupes, ye millions of men, Who heeded my wishes like fools; Take your share for aye of the galling chains, Under Him who in triumph rules. You have lived and died for my noble cause, Your eternal souls are certainly marred; You shall see no more than glimpses of light Of Heaven, from which you are barred. The fling all your hopes, my friends, to the winds, As the echo of sadness replies, You will feel henceforth the deeper degrees, Of the Hell which beneath us lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted December 11, 2016 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,991 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,688 Content Per Day: 11.82 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted December 11, 2016 I ignore anything about Satan. I give him no power. And that includes thinking about him. My focus is always on Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BacKaran Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 These are better known as the hellitudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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