JohnD Posted July 25, 2017 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 0 Topic Count: 905 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 9,644 Content Per Day: 2.03 Reputation: 5,830 Days Won: 9 Joined: 04/07/2011 Status: Offline Share Posted July 25, 2017 On 7/23/2017 at 0:01 AM, HisFirst said: Happy wife, happy life. ...for about five minutes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnD Posted July 25, 2017 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 0 Topic Count: 905 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 9,644 Content Per Day: 2.03 Reputation: 5,830 Days Won: 9 Joined: 04/07/2011 Status: Offline Share Posted July 25, 2017 Both spouses can attest to this. Spouse A "You never listen to a word I say." Spouse B "You never say a word I want to hear." ← not out loud if you're the husband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnD Posted July 25, 2017 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 0 Topic Count: 905 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 9,644 Content Per Day: 2.03 Reputation: 5,830 Days Won: 9 Joined: 04/07/2011 Status: Offline Share Posted July 25, 2017 If only I were 18 again. I hear this all the time when I card customers at Walmart. I tell 'em I wouldn't be 18 again. I was lanky, uncoordinated, insecure, and afraid of girls. I got married a year later and I've been terrified of women ever since. ______________________________________________________________________ Most think it is funny, but I am serious in that my wife broke the code and let me in on what goes on in the female world. Terrified is correct! And guys really don't have a clue. Observing the fairer sex over the last 37 years (of our marriage) everything my beloved bride taught me has been proven true time and time again. I kid around a bit (too much I suppose) but I really did marry THE BEST!!!!!!!! Way up, I married way way up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisFirst Posted July 26, 2017 Group: Royal Member Followers: 21 Topic Count: 315 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 3,491 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 2,582 Days Won: 3 Joined: 09/25/2016 Status: Offline Author Share Posted July 26, 2017 10 hours ago, JohnD said: ...for about five minutes. LOL !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisFirst Posted July 26, 2017 Group: Royal Member Followers: 21 Topic Count: 315 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 3,491 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 2,582 Days Won: 3 Joined: 09/25/2016 Status: Offline Author Share Posted July 26, 2017 10 hours ago, JohnD said: If only I were 18 again. I hear this all the time when I card customers at Walmart. I tell 'em I wouldn't be 18 again. I was lanky, uncoordinated, insecure, and afraid of girls. I got married a year later and I've been terrified of women ever since. ______________________________________________________________________ Most think it is funny, but I am serious in that my wife broke the code and let me in on what goes on in the female world. Terrified is correct! And guys really don't have a clue. Observing the fairer sex over the last 37 years (of our marriage) everything my beloved bride taught me has been proven true time and time again. I kid around a bit (too much I suppose) but I really did marry THE BEST!!!!!!!! Way up, I married way way up. Hey John D, I'm stoked you snared the best wife:) but noooo way have you worked out women......its impossible!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnD Posted July 26, 2017 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 0 Topic Count: 905 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 9,644 Content Per Day: 2.03 Reputation: 5,830 Days Won: 9 Joined: 04/07/2011 Status: Offline Share Posted July 26, 2017 11 hours ago, HisFirst said: Hey John D, I'm stoked you snared the best wife:) but noooo way have you worked out women......its impossible!! Not totally. That's true. Smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnD Posted July 26, 2017 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 0 Topic Count: 905 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 9,644 Content Per Day: 2.03 Reputation: 5,830 Days Won: 9 Joined: 04/07/2011 Status: Offline Share Posted July 26, 2017 21 hours ago, JohnD said: Both spouses can attest to this. Spouse A "You never listen to a word I say." Spouse B "You never say a word I want to hear." ← not out loud if you're the husband Alternate Answer: I screen all calls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoltan777 Posted July 29, 2017 Group: Advanced Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 22 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 295 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 82 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/25/2017 Status: Offline Share Posted July 29, 2017 (edited) There is saying in the bible which I quite like and I strongly recommend for every man to consider it before they decide to marry ANY girl: 'As is the mother, so is her daughter.' Can you ladies confirm this? Edited July 29, 2017 by Zoltan777 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neighbor Posted July 31, 2017 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 18 Topic Count: 950 Topics Per Day: 0.35 Content Count: 13,532 Content Per Day: 5.02 Reputation: 9,029 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/04/2016 Status: Online Birthday: 03/03/1885 Share Posted July 31, 2017 (edited) On 7/29/2017 at 6:34 AM, Zoltan777 said: There is saying in the bible which I quite like and I strongly recommend for every man to consider it before they decide to marry ANY girl: 'As is the mother, so is her daughter.' Can you ladies confirm this? This man that knew his mother in law well and his life mate well, can deny the truth of that. Though I appreciate and cherish the memory of both, and they became exceptionally close to each other in older life, they were as different in conclusions reached as they were identical in the manner they reached conclusions. Sayings that are just nonsensical, but carry a reasoning of sorts: That's what the man said when his horse dropped dead, - never did that before. "Well", - 24 make a river. Huh? Don't say, "huh"; say what sir! And the one that you finally get, when you are old enough: A penny saved is a penny earned. Edited July 31, 2017 by Neighbor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other one Posted July 31, 2017 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 29 Topic Count: 596 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 56,047 Content Per Day: 7.56 Reputation: 27,792 Days Won: 271 Joined: 12/29/2003 Status: Offline Share Posted July 31, 2017 On 7/29/2017 at 5:34 AM, Zoltan777 said: There is saying in the bible which I quite like and I strongly recommend for every man to consider it before they decide to marry ANY girl: 'As is the mother, so is her daughter.' Can you ladies confirm this? in my wife's case, it is not..... she is very much different than her mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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