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On 7/23/2017 at 0:01 AM, HisFirst said:

Happy wife, happy life.

...for about five minutes. :rolleyes:

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Both spouses can attest to this.

Spouse A "You never listen to a word I say."

Spouse B "You never say a word I want to hear." ← not out loud if you're the husband

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If only I were 18 again.

I hear this all the time when I card customers at Walmart.

I tell 'em I wouldn't be 18 again.

I was lanky, uncoordinated, insecure, and afraid of girls.

I got married a year later and I've been terrified of women ever since.

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Most think it is funny, but I am serious in that my wife broke the code and let me in on what goes on in the female world.

Terrified is correct!

And guys really don't have a clue.

Observing the fairer sex over the last 37 years (of our marriage) everything my beloved bride taught me has been proven true time and time again.

I kid around a bit (too much I suppose) but I really did marry THE BEST!!!!!!!!

Way up, I married way way up.

 

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10 hours ago, JohnD said:

...for about five minutes. :rolleyes:

LOL !!!

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10 hours ago, JohnD said:

If only I were 18 again.

I hear this all the time when I card customers at Walmart.

I tell 'em I wouldn't be 18 again.

I was lanky, uncoordinated, insecure, and afraid of girls.

I got married a year later and I've been terrified of women ever since.

______________________________________________________________________

Most think it is funny, but I am serious in that my wife broke the code and let me in on what goes on in the female world.

Terrified is correct!

And guys really don't have a clue.

Observing the fairer sex over the last 37 years (of our marriage) everything my beloved bride taught me has been proven true time and time again.

I kid around a bit (too much I suppose) but I really did marry THE BEST!!!!!!!!

Way up, I married way way up.

 

Hey John D, I'm stoked you snared the best wife:) but noooo way have you worked out women......its impossible!!:emot-dance:

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11 hours ago, HisFirst said:

Hey John D, I'm stoked you snared the best wife:) but noooo way have you worked out women......its impossible!!:emot-dance:

Not totally. That's true. Smile.

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21 hours ago, JohnD said:

Both spouses can attest to this.

Spouse A "You never listen to a word I say."

Spouse B "You never say a word I want to hear." ← not out loud if you're the husband

Alternate Answer:

I screen all calls.

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There is saying in the bible which I quite like and I strongly recommend for every man to consider it before they decide to marry ANY girl:

'As is the mother, so is her daughter.'

Can you ladies confirm this?

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On 7/29/2017 at 6:34 AM, Zoltan777 said:

There is saying in the bible which I quite like and I strongly recommend for every man to consider it before they decide to marry ANY girl:

'As is the mother, so is her daughter.'

Can you ladies confirm this?

This man that knew his mother in law well and his life mate well, can deny the truth of that.

Though I appreciate and cherish the memory of both, and they became exceptionally close to each other  in older life, they were as different  in conclusions reached as they were identical in  the manner they reached conclusions. 

 

Sayings that are just nonsensical, but carry a reasoning of sorts:

That's what the man said when his horse dropped dead, - never did that before.

"Well", - 24 make a river. Huh?

Don't say, "huh"; say what sir! 

And the one that you finally get, when you are old enough: A penny saved is a penny earned.

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On 7/29/2017 at 5:34 AM, Zoltan777 said:

There is saying in the bible which I quite like and I strongly recommend for every man to consider it before they decide to marry ANY girl:

'As is the mother, so is her daughter.'

Can you ladies confirm this?

in my wife's case, it is not.....    she is very much different than her mother.

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