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A 23 year old guy in New York state was trying to break into a mini-mart.   Two policemen arrived, the guy fled and the police started chasing him.  They took a tumble and the guy took the opportunity to seek refuge on the grounds of a large complex.   Trouble was the complex was Sing Sing Maximum Security Prison!  A guard quickly apprehended him.

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Just yesterday on MSN news page a guy (heavy set) on store video comes up to the register and pulls out a gun and fumbles it... it flew out of his and on the floor other side of register counter upon which he tries to jump up on the counter to retrieve but failed in his attempt... he then realizes the other side has his gun and flees out the front door while his pants start to fall down... :24: 

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This made me think of something that happened when I was still in high school. I found an article on it, even.

https://www.twincities.com/2011/12/01/south-dakota-police-use-beanbags-against-man-with-samurai-swords/

In a nutshell, a drunk 48 year old man showed up at an inn wielding katanas (Japanese swords), one in each hand. The police shot his legs up with beanbags and apprehended him. He was apparently trying to do a "suicide by cop" scenario.

Not exactly too dumb, but... The samurai swords are what stuck out. My friends and I joked that he must have been watching far too much anime. He tried to Kaze no Kizu the cops, that kind of thing.

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a few years ago, two guys took a Ladies purse and cell phone at a store in my area.

She went into the store crying.   I spoke with her, she explained what happened.

I asked customer service desk to call the police and told her to give the police her cell phone number.

They were using the phone, the freeway they were on was grid locked.   Police walk up to them and arrested them less than a mile from the store. 

 

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