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but she swallowed a bird  ( how absurd ) to catch the spider 

 

Now if she had stopped there all may have been well but she just had to swallow a cat to catch the bird :rolleyes:

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4 minutes ago, ladypeartree said:

but she swallowed a bird  ( how absurd ) to catch the spider 

 

Now if she had stopped there all may have been well but she just had to swallow a cat to catch the bird :rolleyes:

I think eventually she swallowed a horse.

She's dead, of course-

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yes but only after she swallowed both a dog ( what a hog ) and a goat ( she just opened her throat ) ?

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55 minutes ago, ladypeartree said:

To get rid of spiders you let a flock of hungry birds into the house .. you all know the song about the old lady who swallowed a fly :rolleyes:

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get the flock ready and run 

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but but but it's large and juicy :o and you said the lady who swallowed the ….

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but if you invite a lady to swallow A fly what happens to the others ????

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Hey they have to get their own flies :45: 

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9 hours ago, Neighbor said:

Ha, The spiders in the closet where you keep the vacuum cleaner- guess where they came from? Don't try that one with wasps. When you shut off the cleaner they come back out, rather ticked off too.- Source; voice of experience

Thanks for the warning! I try to stay from wasps as far as east is from the west. Got stung once . . . VERY painful!

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Speaking of using the blowtorches and destroying the house.... I've heard of a couple cases where the people set off so many bug bombs that they blew up their houses!

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