Debp Posted April 25, 2019 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 52 Topic Count: 1,014 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 12,276 Content Per Day: 1.79 Reputation: 16,335 Days Won: 92 Joined: 07/19/2005 Status: Offline Share Posted April 25, 2019 It's always good to laugh, don't you think? I like to look for the humor in things. Have you heard of a neighborhood watch coyote? During the night a car thief was scared off by a coyote who appeared out of the blue and very interested in him! The car thief fled, dropping the keys. So glad these homes have security cameras now to catch it all on video! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neighbor Posted April 25, 2019 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 18 Topic Count: 950 Topics Per Day: 0.35 Content Count: 13,531 Content Per Day: 5.03 Reputation: 9,027 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/04/2016 Status: Offline Birthday: 03/03/1885 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Since you have asked yes. It is a little late but the video (Look it up by searching) "Ep 6 The easter bunny wakes up grumpy weiner dog" is silly fun stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other one Posted April 25, 2019 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 29 Topic Count: 596 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 56,043 Content Per Day: 7.56 Reputation: 27,788 Days Won: 271 Joined: 12/29/2003 Status: Offline Share Posted April 25, 2019 just a sample of the dozen or so I get every day on facebook 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenyon Posted April 25, 2019 Group: Members Followers: 1 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 56 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 48 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/15/2019 Status: Offline Share Posted April 25, 2019 I'm new where I live and I keep to myself. The other day I walked into the local thrift store and two ladies were talking. One turned to me: "Oh, hi neighbor! How are you enjoying the neighborhood?" "Oh fine, thanks." "Say, were you down by the river last night?" "No." "Oh, okay." (turns back to the other lady) "So anyway, there was this homeless guy down by the river last night..." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenyon Posted April 25, 2019 Group: Members Followers: 1 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 56 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 48 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/15/2019 Status: Offline Share Posted April 25, 2019 4 hours ago, other one said: just a sample of the dozen or so I get every day on facebook All excellent. Esspecially the dogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jchoy Posted April 25, 2019 Group: Members Followers: 1 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 9 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 12 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/16/2019 Status: Offline Popular Post Share Posted April 25, 2019 A Jewish man on the subway is reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached him. “Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?” Moshe replied, “I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!” 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenyon Posted April 25, 2019 Group: Members Followers: 1 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 56 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 48 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/15/2019 Status: Offline Share Posted April 25, 2019 THAT IS GREAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other one Posted April 25, 2019 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 29 Topic Count: 596 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 56,043 Content Per Day: 7.56 Reputation: 27,788 Days Won: 271 Joined: 12/29/2003 Status: Offline Share Posted April 25, 2019 4 hours ago, jchoy said: A Jewish man on the subway is reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached him. “Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?” Moshe replied, “I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!” I just simply have to put that on my Facebook feed... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debp Posted April 26, 2019 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 52 Topic Count: 1,014 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 12,276 Content Per Day: 1.79 Reputation: 16,335 Days Won: 92 Joined: 07/19/2005 Status: Offline Author Share Posted April 26, 2019 On the news yesterday... There was a huge herd of sheep grazing adjacent to a man's backyard. The man wanted to show his little girl the sheep so he opened his wooden gate. The entire herd made a beeline for his yard and totally filled up the yard! Wall to wall sheep. It was really funny. Plus after a bit, his wife was getting upset and telling him to get rid of the sheep! She then started to jump up and down on a trampoline while hitting a tamborine! The man finally went through the gate and the sheep followed him....trying to escape the tamborine I guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr3032 Posted April 26, 2019 Group: Advanced Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 332 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 273 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/23/2018 Status: Offline Share Posted April 26, 2019 (edited) This wasn't recent, but I have a story. I went shopping at Walmart, and went to leave after I was finished. When I came near my truck, my pocket was empty. I looked through the window and, sure enough, I had locked my keys inside. My home is nowhere near Walmart and I didn't know what to do. As luck would have it, the little window that slides open in the back of the truck (above the bed) was unlocked (thank God). First, I slid it open and set my purchases inside my truck. Now, i'm not the biggest guy, but i'm not small, either. A little too much gut for me to be small. I struggled with getting my shoulders in, but successfully wiggled past that. Somehow got my gut through there, but not without the window catching my jeans. I was struggling now both with trying to get in and also trying to keep my pants on. There wasn't room within the truck, so to make room, I unlocked the front door. Not the best idea. WHACK! I smacked hard onto the ground with my pants around my ankles. I stood up and looked around to make sure nobody was looking. Just as I was doing so, a man holding his little girl walked by. She was thankfully looking elsewhere, but the man shielded her eyes and did a double take looking at me like, "does that guy seriously have his pants down?" Embarrassed, I pulled my pants back up and got out of there quick. I was afraid someone would think I was trying to steal my own truck, or maybe also might call me in for indecent exposure. So, yeah. That's how I dropped trousers in the Walmart parking lot. Edited April 26, 2019 by dr3032 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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