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@Rebecca Pickles started a funny thread called One Liners. Check it out :)

The idea for a riddle thread popped into my head.

Since each one starts with the word 'What' I am calling it "What Riddles?

Feel free to take turns posting in here.

Then you can try them out on your friends and family :D

 

I'll start with one:

Question: What can you hold without ever touching it?

Answer: A conversation.

 

 

 

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What clothes does a house wear?


Address.

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On 7/23/2019 at 8:28 AM, turtletwo said:

What clothes does a house wear?


Address.

a coat of paint.

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Okay this isn't a riddle, but it kinda tickled my funny bone. I recall watching an episode of the Laverne & Shirley comedy program once, and Laverne called up the corner grocery market on a telephone prank. The conversation went something like this, "Do you have Prince Albert* in a can? Oh, you do? Well, you better let him out!" 

 

*Prince Albert was a popular brand of pipe tobacco.

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I have seas but no water. A coast with no sand. Towns without people. Mountains without land. What am I?

A: Map.

I am rarely touched, but often held. If you're smart, you will use me well.

A: Tongue

I can be the sun. I can be the sand. I can be a bird. What am I?

A. Clock

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29 minutes ago, dr3032 said:

I have seas but no water. A coast with no sand. Towns without people. Mountains without land. What am I?

A: Map.

I am rarely touched, but often held. If you're smart, you will use me well.

A: Tongue

I can be the sun. I can be the sand. I can be a bird. What am I?

A. Clock

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46 minutes ago, dr3032 said:

I have seas but no water. A coast with no sand. Towns without people. Mountains without land. What am I?

A: Map.

I am rarely touched, but often held. If you're smart, you will use me well.

A: Tongue

I can be the sun. I can be the sand. I can be a bird. What am I?

A. Clock

@dr3032 :thumbsup:Those are really good! Thanks.:)

 

 

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17 minutes ago, BeauJangles said:

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@BeauJangles That little green guy gets me every time.

How DOES he manage to clap so FAST?

And he is all TEETH.

Which is more than we can say for my redneck :red-neck-laughing-smiley-emoticon:emoji.

(redneck...That's what it says he is.) 

I thought of him more as a hillbilly, myself.

Is there a difference?? :red_smile:

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On 7/26/2019 at 1:44 AM, Willa said:

a coat of paint.

@Willa I love it! Cute and funny. :laugh:

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What country makes you shiver?
Chile.

What did one elevator say to the other? 
I think I'm coming down with something!

What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.

What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.


What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey.

 

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