Muddycamo
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That is AWESOME!!!
Blessings!
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I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
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Very cute!
Laughter is like good medicine for our soul.....A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, “Grandpa, did God make you?” “Yes, sweetheart,” he answered, “God made me a long time ago.” “Oh,” she said, “Grandpa, did God make me too?” “Yes, indeed, honey,” he said, “God made you just a little while ago.” Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, “God’s getting better at it, isn’t he?
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Brother Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux was the part-time minister of the Covenant Church across the road.
They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:
'Da End is Near Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now Afore It Be Too Late!'
As a big Mercedes sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'Religious nut jobs!'
From the curve they heard a sudden screeching tires, and a big splash...Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should jussay.....'BRIDGE OUT?'
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i think beanie is on to something...lol
Me: did you know there is a little brother or sister in mummy's tummy?
Beanie: where from baby?
Me: that's an interesting question, where do you think babies come from?
Beanie: the space station
Me: the space station? that's an interesting idea
Beanie: not the space station mum, from chocolate milk
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Cute Ranae. lol
When I got up this morning my mom handed me this piece of paper. I looked at it and it was a list of character traits i wanted in husband. I had wrote the list out when I was about 12-13 years old. I looked at the very last one..number 15 and started laughing. Number 1 on the list was right on...but number 15 I am not so sure.
Number 1. God-fearing
Number 15. Can cook
I have know clue why I found that to be so important back then...but that would not be on the top 15 things I would look for in husband now.
At least I got a good laugh out of it though. lol
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Looking for the "How to hijack" thread....
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Never cross a hormonal woman
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you should
nothing like memories.Hey don't laugh, it's Christmas carols in the park tonight, I might take Beanie
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Here is my two muddy cents on this thread.
1) Harry Potter is a well written entertaining series
2) Narnia has magic just like HP but without obvious wands
3) Narnia has a fight between good and evil just like HP
4) HP spurred an increase in children reading, which i happen to think is very important. without reading you will never end with truth
5) the movies did not do justice to the books, and continually got darker as they went on.
6) It is impossible to keep ALL people from taking detours from the path of righteousness. God gave us a gift of free will and expects us to fall, everything in life is a test to choose HIM. it's up to the person to differentiate between reality and fantasy.
7) It is up to parents to read these books along with their children and discuss them so they have a complete and appropriate understanding of what is being written.
8) I found the valuable lessons in HP: Good rises above evil- having faith, Loyalty, Friendship, working hard, and we all go through rough times even individuals placed on pedestals.
9) Basically this all boils down to perspective, if you want to see and use the witchcraft then you will. But, if you want see valuable life lessons, then you will.
10) I think it's unfair of Christians to promote Narnia and bash HP, i think it importance to see the similarities between the two movies as well as the differences.
I am a proud fan of HP, I truly feel children can learn important lessons by reading these books, but they must also be guided.
I guess that was more like 10 cents
This is a post that will likely get me banned from worthy for the rest of existance. I'm a Harry Potter fan, I'm proud to say I'm a Harry Potter fan, I'm proud to say I've read the books, I've seen the movies, I've been to WWOHP, I've done the midnight parties, and I listen to WRock. I'm proud to say that I had the posters in my room, I had the action figures, I have a lego model of the Knight Bus. I'm proud to say I have the Harry Potter cookbook and Charmed Knits. I'm proud to say I knit myself a Hogwarts fashion scarf! I'm proud to say all of that because I can do something none of you muggles who speak against it can, I can see it's not about the magic.
Harry Potter is not a series about magic, it is a series about friendship and love that happens to use magic to create conflict.
Keep that in mind when you post here.
Now, here's what Harry taught me: Harry taught me that I have rights (ex: the Harry Potter Protest, when fan made sites were being sued by WB, we fought back because we knew these sites were no different than the back yard clubhouses of our parents generation). Harry taught me that I deserve respect, he taguht me that hope is never gone, not as long as one person holds onto that spark. Harry taught me that the greatest treasure in the world is friendship, that you should always stand up for what you believe in, even against your friends. Harry taught me that I can do anything I put my mind to.
Harry Potter is more than a boy, more than the saviour of the wizarding world, and more than a multi-billion dollar series, he is a comunity, he is a bond. I have made my truest and bestist friends through a Harry Potter conversation. Harry Potter has saved countless lives from suicide, he's raised money for single moms. He's helped untold numbers through hard times, including myself. He's lead a generation in reading.
That's probably, in my eyes, his biggest accomplishment, leading a generation in reading. I wasn't a book lover in my childhood, reading was torture, I'd rather listen to people read to me, but then my mom ordered me two books, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, she read me the first two chapters, and then she did the greatest thing ever, and I doubt she ever realized it, she stopped reading the book to me at night. I couldn't stand it, I needed to know that Harry got away from his relatives, so I did the singular act that defined the rest of my life. I picked up the first book and started reading on my own. I fell in love, not just with the story, but with reading in general, I was picking up books and reading like crazy. I got in trouble at school so often because I was reading ahead and I had lost track of where the rest of the class was, or I was reading something else. In 6th grade it wasn't just reading that was getting me in trouble, it was writing, I loved it! Hermione and J.K. Rowling became my first female role models and I will be forever greatful to them.
So stand up Potter fans! Declaire your loyalty here, and don't let the muggles bash what they clearly do not understand. And for those among us who's childhood ended on July 15th, I hear you, 10 years, my entire childhood, and here we are. Together let's raise our wands (don't worry, if you don't have one, I have a spare) and shout "Mischief Managed!" but let's not forget that Pottermore is coming.
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as a parent, ask yourself really; is this for beanie, or is this for me? is the something that will better her understanding,or something that makes me agree, that there must surely be life beyond this universe. lol
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ok so if I say Jeff Foxworthy is that bad? I think he's pretty clean.
Other than that i'm definately a Bill Cosby fan.
Just curious, who is your favorite comedian (clean!) and what is your favorite comedy routine (does not have to be by your favorite).
Im torn. I love Carol Burnett. My two favorite routines are 1) her version of Gone with the Wind 2) Abbot and Costello Who's on First.
I cant think of anyone more modern than that who is, shall we say, "family rated".
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i knew it... i knew it... i knew it... Vector is a Star Trek geek
(and nerd, cause nerds are smarty pants and not usually nice )hehehehe
fixed it
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i will be more than happy to go out and find the perfect Christmas Worthy tree, bring it home, put it in a stand, with plenty of water, and fill it with lights and ornaments, and of course an Angel on the top.
Poor jady is feeling jaded and wants her own thread so plese come by and help her decrate her new Christmas tree
* walks quietly out of the room *
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I love them AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
From Thanksgiving through Christmas, old and new, D. All of the above
Do you like Christmas carols and if so what is your favourite ( feel free to post the words too
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There are 3 traditions that I love and miss.
1) My mom and I would go see The Nutcracker for Christmas
2) My family made and put together large gingerbread houses( from german grandmothers recipe) and they included a front and back yard filled with candy.
3) the christmas tree- everyone in the family would participate in this at some point during the decorating process.
What are your current favorite traditions of the Christmas season? I also wonder what traditions from the past you find yourselves really missing? I seem to be finding myself feeling really nostalgic this year and thinking a lot about "the good old days."
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Lovely, thank you for the wonderful addition to my recipe collection
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Herb and Buttered Turkey, no stuffing
Cream Corn Casserole
Armenian greenbeans
Candied sweet potatos
Whole Cranberry Sauce
Deviled eggs and Stuffed mushrooms
Dutch Apple Pie and ice cream
Thats my Thanksgiving
This year, it will be just the four of us.
Here is our menu:
6.28 lb Whole Breast of Turkey in the crock pot
Stuffing with apples and sausage
Gravy will have sausage and herbs
Homemade cranberry sauce
Green Bean Casserole with mushrooms, red pepper, onions, bread crumbs, goat cheese, cream cheese and parsley
Harvest Pecan Sweet Potatoes in the crock pot
Dinner Rolls
Winter Wassail
Pecan Pie
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Now that's fun-ny!
An old man and woman were married for many years, even
though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout,
'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and
haunt you for the rest of your life!'
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced
magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the
fact that he was feared. ---To everyone's relief, he died of a
heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the
grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?'
The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.'
And you know men won't ask for directions...
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Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing and always
interesting; someone who is constantly the center of attention,
but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to your head.
They see you also as kind, considerate and understanding;
someone who will cheer them up and help them out.
I disagreee, I think i'm more like waitings results.
http://naucon.net/misc/tests/psyc_test2.htm
My result was...
Other people see you as sensible, cautious, careful and practical.
They see you as clever, gifted or talented, but modest. Not a person
who makes friends too quickly or too easily, but someone who is
extremely loyal to the friends you do make and who expects the same
loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize that it
takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but, equally, that
it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is shaken.
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LOL Oh andy lol
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Nice lol
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The
horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to
remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to
shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do
that, you'll be fine."
The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The
race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the
trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the
center of the jump.
They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat
embarrassed, whispers 'Aleeee ooop' in the horse's ear. The same thing
happens--the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.
At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it,"
and yells, "ALLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over
the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due
to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.
The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey
replies, "Nothing is wrong with me - it's this horse. What is he - deaf or
something?"
The trainer replies, "Deaf?? DEAF?? He's not deaf--he's BLIND!"
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ROTFL Good one Silver!!!! ^5
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.
So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch. The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here." Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.
But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet ... and, just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says..................
"Where's that monkey? Sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"
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Good stuff. Have you seen the video of the little girl who thanks God for Mac & Cheese and not just once. lol
3 yr. old reese: "Our Father, who does art in heaven, Harold is His name." "Amen."
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a good time like I am."
Susie on the last of the ten commandments: Thou shalt not take the covers off the Neighbors wife.
A 3 yr. old on the end Of Lords prayer: "Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail."
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nothing like memories.
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The Philosophy of Ambiguity......
in Humor! Need a good laugh?
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Those are hilarious. thank you for that laugh.
