Honeybee88

LAST!

Don't think so. I earned it and I have LOTS of time on my hands now that I'm unemployed.....

a.

Again? I'm sorry.

It's a WHOLE other country!

However, everyone knows that the Emerald City, located in the land of Oz, is a very special place.

Yes, the Emerald City is a very 'special' place indeed; perfect for 'special' people

(because special is better than saying weird!)

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...full of Texans who were going to live on another planet!

It's a WHOLE other country!

Yup, you missed the rapture. Wait...what does that mean for me?

Anybody here remember little ole me? I know I've been gone a month and all, but what a summer it's been! I've never been so busy in all my life!

3 men were driving accross country when their car broke down.

Since they didn't know where they were exactly or where there was a place for help, they decided to split up. Each going their own directions.

The first man walked for miles and ran into a little pink house. "Great!" He thought,, "there might be a phone and I can call" so he knocks on the door of the little pink house.

A little old lady in a little pink dress opened the little pink door on the little pink house.

"Good day mam!" says the man, "Would you happen to have a phone I can borrow?"

The little old lady in the little pink dress that opened up the little pink door on the little pink house said, "No, my little pink phone is broken. But, I'm going to town to morrow in my little pink care. We can use the phone there"

"Great!" says the man. "Do you have a place I can sleep for the night?"

The little old lady in the little pink dress that opened up the little pink door on the little pink house said, "Why, sure I do! Follow me!" So the man did.

They went down the pink hall up the pink stairs down the pink hall up the pink stairs down the pink hall and up the pink stairs, all the way down the pink hall to the litle pink door on the right.

The little old lady in the little pink dress that opened up the little pink door on the little pink house said, "Here's your little pink room and little pink bed and little pink pillow I'll come get you in the morning"

So the little old lady in the little pink dress that opened the little pink door on the little pink house walked down the pink hall down the pink stairs down the pink hall down the pink staris down the pink hall and down the pink stairs.

As she started to the little pink living room, she heard a knock on the little pink door.

It was the first mans friend. He explained the situation, and the little pink lady with the little pink dress that opened the little pink door told him "Oh yes! Your friend just showed up here a little while ago. He's up stairs in his room. We're going to town tomorrow in my little pink car to use the phone. Would you like to stay the night?"

The second man says,, "Yes ma'am that would be fine, thank you!"

So they went down the pink hall up the pink stairs down the pink hall up the pink stairs down the pink hall and up the pink stairs, all the way down the pink hall to the little pink door on the left.

The little old lady in the little pink dress that opened up the little pink door on the little pink house says,, "Here's your little pink room, and your little pink bed and your little pink pillow. I'll come get you in the morning"

So the little old lady in the little pink dress that opened up the little pink door on the little pink house walks down the pink hall, down the pink stairs, down the pink hall down the pink stairs down the pink hall down the pink stairs and down the pink hall.

as the little lady with the little pink dress who opened up the little pink door on the little pink house started towards the pink living room there was a nock on the little pink door again!

"My word" says the little old lady in the little pink dress that opened up the little pink door of the little pink house. "That must be those two fellas friend"

So the little old lady in the little pink dress that opened up the little pink door of the little pink house opened the little pink door of the little pink house again.

"Hello?" says the third man.

"Howdy! says the little old lady in the little pink dress that opened the little pink door of the little pink house. "You must be the last one! Your firends are already here and they're in their little pink rooms for the night. Tomorrow we're taking my little pink care down town to use the phone. Would you like to stay the night?"

"That'd be awesome! " says the third man.

So, They went down the pink hall up the pink stairs down the pink hall up the pink stairs down the pink hall and up the pink stairs, all the way down the pink hall to the litle pink door in the middle.

The little old lady in the little pink dress that opened up the little pink door on the little pink house says,, "Here's your little pink room, and your little pink bed and your little pink pillow. I'll come get you in the morning"

So the little old lady in the little pink dress that opened up the little pink door on the little pink house,went down the pink hall, down the pink stairs, down the pink hall down the pink stairs down the pink hall down the pink stairs and down the pink hall all the way down the pink hall to her little pink bedroom and her little pink bed and little pink pillow.

The next morning as promise the little old lady in the little pink dress who opened the door on the little pink house got up to get the guys that stayed the night so they could go down town in her little pink car since her little pink phone was broken.

On her way she went,, down the pink hall, down the pink stairs, down the pink hall down the pink stairs down the pink hall down the pink stairs and down the pink hall all the way down the pink hall to the little pink door on the right. The man followed the little old lady in the little pink dress that opened the little pink door of the little pink house. They went and got the other man all the way down the pink hall to the little pink door on the left. That man followed them all the way down the pink hall to the little pink door in the center.

Then the Little old lady in the little pink dress that opened up the little pink door of the little pink house started towards the kitchen with the three men in tow. They walked down the pink hall down the pink stairs down the pink hall down the pink staris down the pink hall and down the pink stairs all the way past the little pink living room to the little pink kitchen.

The three men sat at the little pink table on little pink chairs in the little pink kitchen.

The little old lady in the little pink dress that opened the little pink door of the little pink house asked the last man. "What do you want for breakfast young man?

The man replied. "Oatmeal sounds great please!" The the little old lady in the little pink dress that opened the door on the little pink house asked the 2nd man, "What do you want for breakfast young man?" The second man says, "Grits sound great please!" Then the little old lady in the little pink dress that opened the little pink door on the little pink house asked the first man. "What do you want for breakfast youngman?" The first man replies, "Oatmeal sounds great please!"

So the little old lady in the little pink dress that opened the little pink door of the little pink house makes the three men breakfast in the little pink kitchen on the little pink stove and served the three men their breakfast.

And the moral of the story is?????????????????????????

2 out of 3 people prefer oatmeal to grits.

Well, that was, um...interesting?

Einstein said that his idea of madness was doing the same thing over and over, and getting the same result. You are all mad I tell you, mad

Yay! anita for continuous last!

thanks for that sheya!!!

ANITA IS LAST FOR THE NEXT FOUR DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a chance.

And so the king of last has spoken!

Finally was able to upload a new pic of myself and lil one~

ZG

You may manage to be 50,000 but I will always come by occasionally so that when you all tire I will be here to be last....... be that 50,000 or 150,000...... and the only hope you have is the Lord calling me home, or George getting tired of waiting for us all do die...... or maybe software limitations as to how long a thread can be....... if that be the case woe to the programer that wrote the software.

BTW I do enjoy reading all your posts that come to me in my email....... fruitless in your tries to be last as they are.

Last

You inspire me to make my posts more interesting...unfortunately, I'm not terribly clever.

I wish thee, good fellow, a good day in the Lord thy God.

Bobbin Bobat!

It seems all my times are nearly exact...my last game, THREE out of the five sheep were tranquilized in .219 seconds. Three!

.... Have fun sis! Be safe! don't feed the bears!

Without Barbecue Sauce!

Have Fun

Well, I have to confess - I had trouble with the "oil" question.

I pronounce it as "oy-al" . . . but that pronounciation wasn't an option.

46% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom.

21% Dixie. You are a dandy Yankee Doodle.

Yeah, there's a shock.

Ahh...gotcha. But my computer says that we have 4902 pages.

Ok, let's change the subject a bitsy....

Who wants to be the 5000th poster here?

The prize is....they get LAST....well, that's always the prize, but how about LAST for over a week?

Never happen?

It might.

I claim LAST now, who'll race me to 5000?

a.

PS we only have 800 posts to go, you know....

Don't you mean the 50,000 poster, Anita? And you're on. Last!

Happy Birthday!

"Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done."

You know...if you break chocolate, all the calories fall out.

All those things posted by third day my wife does but as the years go by i realise that i like her everyday more.

Blessings

How can Third Day be your wife?

He's NOT!! I am Bubba not a Bubbette

george said everything I said in the post HIS wife does.