jrodmc

The churches need to preach Malachi CHAPTER 2... The problem isn't Gay Marriage... The real problem is Straight Divorce...

great Christian message board, Batman! What do we do now? We use our apathy rays, Boy wonder... besides like the Bible says, "don't worry, be happy" I'm sure Ol' Billy's soooooooo excited that modern enlightened types are using his quotes to stave off any attempt at anything. Live and let live...yeah, that's in your version of the Bible too, right? 2nd Acts of the ACLU, I think, chapter 3, verse 10... right next to the butterfly rule "...if you set it free and it don't come back, it was never yours to begin with..." That's what one of the more recent divorcee's in my family had to say when faced with the "papers"...

i love apathy... it's so perfectly easy to do... or like Pinky always says: if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep on doing it? Abortion demons...check. Divorce demons... check. Sexual preference demons... check. Oh well, the Bible tells us this is what's supposed to happen near the end, anyway, right?

:suspect: I wonder in the grand scheme of things, amidst all the hullaballoo (no, that's probably not how you spell it) about gays getting "married", why NO ONE, not even the staid old Dr. James Dobson, talks about trying or even attempting to talk about solving or reversing divorce on demand... I mean, if 60% or so of hetero marriages are breaking up anyway, what are we "defending"? It's almost like we're (and I happen to believe strongly in the sanctity of marriage--yes, i'm more serious than your grandma's heart attack) trying to keep rats off the sinking ship... we don't even care anymore that it's sinking... divorce is just... a fact of life... on sale for $29.99 at Staples pretty sick... :x: :x: :x: by the way...hi! i'm jim, i've tested positive for rabies, and i hate typos and no, Gary, i won't marry you... [Gary's not a real person, i'm just joking] ha ha ha oh Jesus, at least You get me...