Melanie

Congratulations George and Rivka!

Welcome to the world Elliana!

poor Fred

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

this one is just scary

Then Mel, you should find a one year old and ask him to hold a tomato for you!

oops, I read that as "year old-er" like, your brother who is a year older than you

ok, ignore me

*crawls back into woodwork*

4) Never ask your year old brother to hold a tomato.

um, I don't get number 4 ?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our

whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid

burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to

code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it.

By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?

Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it.. You can feed me while he's

busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the

dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate

was a light bulb?

Speaking of cooking..and Food.....

Melanies Fishie avatar looks sooooo.............

TASTY

:LOL: :LOL: :alien: :suspect: :x:

God Bless you in all that you do

how do ya like me now ?

Okay now Papa, nobody is gonna filet Mel. Instead, think pizza. Yummmm

yeah! no filet mignmel!

For some reason I just can't quit laughing over this! You're too funny!

I was taught by the best :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :cheesy: :cheesy:

(thanks to yod, now mostly vegetarian!)

yod cooks for you ?!?!?!?!

Favorite colors: purple and yellow

Pets: none (

Favorite foods: Pizza, Italian

Favorite pasttime: reading, surfin the net

Pet Peeves: tailgaters, self-righteous people, bugs

Favorite holidays: Christmas

Age: 22

Married/Single: single

Denomination: non-denom

Live in a town near a big city

Like I said earlier - we have "sodas."

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I live in NC now and I refuse to convert! LOL it'll always be "pop" to me!

We don't have pop in Texas either. Or soda.

then what do you drink ?

We don't have "pop" in Maryland. :LOL:

no pop ?!?!?! how do you survive ?

hehehehehehe

lemon aid for those that prefer not to have sodas .

who doesn't like pop ?

Cream Soda would be cool...

A&W Cream soda ?

Well, we already got popcorn and Reese's pieces. How about I supply the drinks?

:!!!:

Pop!!! What kinda pop ya gonna bring ?

I highly recommend it Bill! *can I go with y'all? I'll sit in the back*

me too, me too... it's great!!!

Total agreement with Finding Nemo! It was hilarious! What a fun movie! What was the other good one that you've seen Melanie?

"The In-Laws"

That was hilarious! The music in it was just great, too...

So, I've seen a couple of pretty good movies in the past couple of weeks and wondered if anyone else has...

Absolutely, positively, most wonderfully cute and awesome movie I've seen in a LONG time:

Finding Nemo!

oops

hehehe, cute aint she ? LOL

*says slowly in whale speak: heeeeeelllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooo ttraaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

rrrrrrrrr*

you betcha, I'll bring the reese pieces

yep, Heaven is gonna be a beautiful place to be... :il: :il: