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ugh.. GROSS HAHAHAHAHAH

1. A king gave his wife a bottomless jar, filled with flesh, blood, and bone. What is it?

hitler's mass grave of Jews

2. Think of a world where all colors are opposite. Here are the colors:

Grass is black.

Tires are green.

Blood is white

Snow is red

If the dirt is blue, then what color is the sky?

this must be brown because lets substitute the items with their colors

green = black

black = green

red = white

white = red

brown = blue

blue = ?

the inequalities match, so assuming that the sky is blue, then in your case it must also be brown. either that, or its "sky blue"

3. A baby was behind bars, his mom wasn't there, he was crying because he was thirsty, and he was trying to reach for something and he can't get out. What is the baby trying to reach?

yea we got this one already

4. A man and his wife were going on a ski trip for vacation. The man led his wife to a cliff and he pushed her off. He skied down the hill as fast as he could and went to the ski instructor and said, "Help! Help! My wife fell off of a cliff!" A detective was sent up there to investigate. The man was on an airplane home by this time. The detective found one clue that told him that it was the husband who killed his wife, what was it?

He skied down on his wife's body

5. I was walking down the street and I met a man, he tipped his hat, and drew his cane, and in this riddle I told his name. What's the man's name?

his name is "a man"

* Save the environment. Plant a bush back in texas

raising minimum wage also has bad effects

- if wages are raised, companies' costs increase

- to compensate for increase costs, they need to increase revenue

- to increase revenue, they would have to raise prices

so if you make that extra few cents an hour, it'll cost your company, and in turn cost you more when you go to buy products

i think im going with john. thanks guys

time to find that bible

okay so i want to start reading the bible. im pretty young and naive so it takes a while for me to comprehend abstract things (im almost 15). anyways, my youth group leader suggested starting on Mark or John

any ideas which book i should start in? and could you also tell me what the book you suggest talks about? thanks

thanks God ^__^

hopefully more people will come to Christ this Christmas

in one of the christmas carolling songs, it says something about shephards watching their flocks by night, while Jesus was being born in his manger, or something like that

well what the heck would shephards be doing outside in december?

so if shephards were outside while Jesus was being born, when was he really born?

if my dad goes to heaven

and i go to heaven

will i know hes there?

if one of my close family members went to hell, how could i spend my afterlife happily? i would be so torn up with compassion for the family member in hell, that there is no way i could be happy in heaven, knowing that someone i loved ever so dearly would be away from God and be tortured forever and ever

You guys are spinning around the question... You all say God exists because of a Bible! Who wrote it? God? Jesus... What of other religions? Allah? Boudha? It's all the same stuff!

well this is the first time ive (tried) to help someone, because most of the time i find myself asking the questions

- Muslim (allah)

- Buddhism (buddha)

- Christianity (Jesus)

what do these religions have in common? they were both seem to be taught by an important person, where they show you how to reach nirvana, heaven, enlightenment, and such

but all the religious dudes only tell you how to achieve that state of mind. they dont help you, but you have to do all the hard dirty work on your own, which is impossible

whats different about christianity is that God knows we cant get into heaven alone without his help, because sin was passed down to us, and only the righteous could be in the presence of God. So instead of just saying how to get into heaven and leaving us on our own, God shows us how to get there, and opens up his arms to you with his assistance.

salvation is in your grasp. all you need to do is reach for it. its just your choice to take it or not

so to sum it up, God helps you, no other gods do

God bless,

Lnk

the holy trinity

God, Jesus, and holy spirit

well we worship those three... but i thought we worshipped one God? and God and Jesus can't be the same thing, because Jesus is his son

wow.. deep words.. thanks a million

i think its merely a sign of respect

i mean it would look kinda funny to walk into a funeral with a baseball cap

the unpardonable sin is speaking illy against the holy spirit...

what if you ACCIDENTLY just think of something bad about the holy spirit, and you never really meant it...

would u still be eternally damned?

also, how do i actually commit this sin... please tell me so i know not to do it :thumbsup: