blu ice Posted October 30, 2006 Group: Members Followers: 1 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 6 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/25/2006 Status: Offline Birthday: 05/20/1970 Share Posted October 30, 2006 THE PIT A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out. A SUBJECTIVE person came along and said: "I feel for you, down there." An OBJECTIVE person came along and said: "It's logical that someone would fall down there." A PHARISEE said: "Only bad people fall into a pit." A MATHEMATICIAN calculated how he fell into the pit. A NEWS REPORTER wanted the exclusive story on his pit. A FUNDAMENTALIST said: "You deserve your pit." An I.R.S. man asked if he was paying taxes on the pit. A SELF-PITYING person said: "You haen't seen anything until you've seen MY Pit!" A CHARISMATIC said: "Just confess that you're not in a pit." An OPTIMIST said: "Things could be worse." A PESSIMIST said: "Things will get worse!" JESUS, seeing the man, took him by the hand and LIFTED HIM OUT of the pit. --Source Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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