Doowopjock Posted November 6, 2008 Group: Junior Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 23 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 122 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 2 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/31/2008 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/03/1949 Share Posted November 6, 2008 THREE MONKEYS Three monkeys sat on a coconut tree, Discussing things as they're said to be. Said one to the other, "Now listen, you two. There's a certain rumor that can't be true ~ That man descended from our noble race. The very idea is sure to disgrace. No monkey ever deserted his wife, Starved her babies, and ruined her life. And of us you've never known another To leave her babies to bunk, with others Or pass them on from one to another. And another thing you will never see, A monkey build a fence around a coconut tree ~ And let the coconuts go to waste, Forbidding all other monkeys to taste. Why, if I put a fence around this tree, Starvation would force you to steal from me. And here's something else a monkey won't do, Go out at night and get in a stew ~ Or use a gun, or club, or knife To take some other monkey's life. Yes, man descended ~ ornery cuss. But, brother, he didn't descend from us..!!" ~ author unknown ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Posted November 6, 2008 Group: Royal Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 8,281 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 249 Days Won: 3 Joined: 03/03/2004 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/30/1955 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Always loved this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doowopjock Posted November 6, 2008 Group: Junior Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 23 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 122 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 2 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/31/2008 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/03/1949 Author Share Posted November 6, 2008 (edited) Cute, but technically inaccurate. Oh, well...cute at least. I've never been much into technification. Edited November 6, 2008 by Doowopjock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest man Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Cute, but technically inaccurate. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HIS girl Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Cute, but technically inaccurate. Why? Because evolution doesn't state that man evolved from monkeys. Do you guys possess a sense of humour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest man Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Cute, but technically inaccurate. Why? Because evolution doesn't state that man evolved from monkeys. What does it state? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest man Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Cute, but technically inaccurate. Why? Because I don't think monkeys behave in the manner described. I believe that monkeys will attempt sex with any willing (or sometimes non-willing) female. I suspect one troop might well fight another and defend territory, etc. Good point. Saw this on a t-shirt. "A wise monkey, doesn't monkey with another monkey's monkey" It was on some biker chick, so I don't believe it was referring to actual monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowap Posted May 18, 2009 Group: Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 31 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/18/2009 Status: Offline Share Posted May 18, 2009 Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Lol. The Reason Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.[size=1]Revelation 4:11 For The Season Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man. For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil. Ecclesiastes 12:13-14 Is The LORD Jesus Christ For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God. So then every one of us shall give account of himself to God. Romans 14:11-12 Do You Know The LORD Of All The Universe? Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. Revelation 3:20 Yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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