hopper

So you know the way to delusions.

Sounds like you gotz a frawg in your throat one way or 'nuther, so I guess I AM LAST!

I think maybe some folk got a wee fried before me.

All of my fellow animal critters have had a wee miniconference and agreed that the caretaker of LAST! should be peaceable and not shoot, hunt, fish, or gig us. 

It isn't just 4 frawgs, but ALL frawgs, like all humans come from eggsies and 2 parents. Trees, on the other hand (not that their limbs have hands) might propagate through cuttings, layering, division, budding, or grafting; though in Scotland and some Celtic regions grafting is like flirting and may involve giving each of us pressies. I'd like a pony. ?

but if you play it backwards on a record player it saiz "ribbit! ribbit!"

Oh, yes, I see it now. Ladypeartree is NOT LAST!

The worms and the gophers, all the aminals are my friends. They saiz, hopper, he bez LAST! ☃️ ? ?️ ?️ ? ? ? ? ? ? 

colour.

Maybe if I had a picture of that.

So I can haz LAST! now?

I'm just sayin', I doesn't know nuthin' 'bout poopy diapers. Do they still use safety pins?

If LAST involves diaper changing enoob can haz it. 

frawgs go under water lots. That's why we're LAST when others are all washed up.

Sweety is LAST. Sweety is LAST. cluck, cluck, cluck...

Do I get like a badge or a sash or something?

What are the LAST responsibilities anyhow?

Yeah, one has to be the last to comment on not being ahead of everybody to be LAST.

You might even needz sum cocoa butter and aloe vera lip balm.

It burns, burns, burns, that ring of fire, causing you to fall OUT of LAST.

yeah, what's up with that?

LAST!

see,  it's the frawg what's LAST! I knew it.

I thought Malachi was last?