Neighbor Posted February 8, 2023 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 18 Topic Count: 957 Topics Per Day: 0.35 Content Count: 13,619 Content Per Day: 5.03 Reputation: 9,073 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/04/2016 Status: Offline Birthday: 03/03/1885 Share Posted February 8, 2023 From 2013 a video: more laughs than a barrel of monkeys. I think it might have been the first response by President Biden to the Chinese balloon intruding on US territory; having Jill run to the bedroom balcony, fire the shotgun, falling pellets peppering the neighbor's homes and alerting the nation. I'm sorry what was the last part of the question? Thinking it through for a split second: Run outside to a balcony with no escape route and empty your defense weapon, announcing to the bad guys where you are and that you have just emptied your defense weapon- Got it Joe. This guy is a funny man! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neighbor Posted February 8, 2023 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 18 Topic Count: 957 Topics Per Day: 0.35 Content Count: 13,619 Content Per Day: 5.03 Reputation: 9,073 Days Won: 6 Joined: 12/04/2016 Status: Offline Birthday: 03/03/1885 Author Share Posted February 8, 2023 Other "humorous wisdom" defense lines: From the late Jeff Quinn; "If you believe the sound of a racking shotgun will scare off a home intruder just record the sound of one and play it back when you hear an intruder in your home". The serious side of that joke line being his tag line, "Always have one in the chamber. The first and last thing an intruder should be aware of is the muzzle flash, not the racking of a pump that announces your whereabouts." "Why come to a gun fight with five in the sleeve and none in the chamber when you can come with six and be at the ready." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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