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Hey, they even accept returns. Nice. :whistling:

I think returns are only allowed if it was "damaged in shipping."

Can't you see it now? "Attention, attention, everyone . . I know we're all gathered here together to pay honor to Uncle Bud, but there's this sticky issue of a major ding in the casket. Melba is in the return line now. Feel free to mingle."

:wub::laugh::laugh::24::24:

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Hey, they even accept returns. Nice. :whistling:

I think returns are only allowed if it was "damaged in shipping."

Can't you see it now? "Attention, attention, everyone . . I know we're all gathered here together to pay honor to Uncle Bud, but there's this sticky issue of a major ding in the casket. Melba is in the return line now. Feel free to mingle."

:laugh::laugh::24::24::24:

Yeah I don't get it! what will the fine print read?

"Returnable as long as the contents are unused and undamaged"? :wub:

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Hey, they even accept returns. Nice. :whistling:

I think returns are only allowed if it was "damaged in shipping."

Can't you see it now? "Attention, attention, everyone . . I know we're all gathered here together to pay honor to Uncle Bud, but there's this sticky issue of a major ding in the casket. Melba is in the return line now. Feel free to mingle."

:laugh::laugh::24::24::24:

Yeah I don't get it! what will the fine print read?

"Returnable as long as the contents are unused and undamaged"? :wub:

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :24::24::24:

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I don't know whether to say 'ugh!' or not. Maybe it's good business practice but....it's just kinda weird. :thumbsup:

No kidding. I sorta thought the next move would be a laundry mat or a Fed Ex outlet or something. :dance:

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In all seriousness some Wal-Marts are opening medical clinics within the store.

Now there's a scary thought. Where is this happening?

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In all seriousness some Wal-Marts are opening medical clinics within the store.

Now there's a scary thought. Where is this happening?

We have some chains that have pharmacies in-store. A qualified medical person (not a doctor, usually a nurse or the pharmacist), is allowed to give flu vaccines, check blood pressure, do swine flu testing - it only takes about 40 min, check cholesterol and blood sugar levels, etc, and then refer you to a Dr if there is a problem. For thousands of poorer people it is so much cheaper than paying consultation fees.

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In all seriousness some Wal-Marts are opening medical clinics within the store.

Now there's a scary thought. Where is this happening?

We have some chains that have pharmacies in-store. A qualified medical person (not a doctor, usually a nurse or the pharmacist), is allowed to give flu vaccines, check blood pressure, do swine flu testing - it only takes about 40 min, check cholesterol and blood sugar levels, etc, and then refer you to a Dr if there is a problem. For thousands of poorer people it is so much cheaper than paying consultation fees.

Where is this?

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In all seriousness some Wal-Marts are opening medical clinics within the store.

Now there's a scary thought. Where is this happening?

We have some chains that have pharmacies in-store. A qualified medical person (not a doctor, usually a nurse or the pharmacist), is allowed to give flu vaccines, check blood pressure, do swine flu testing - it only takes about 40 min, check cholesterol and blood sugar levels, etc, and then refer you to a Dr if there is a problem. For thousands of poorer people it is so much cheaper than paying consultation fees.

Where is this?

My kids got their flu shots in WalMart - there's a clinic in this one too. Don't they all have clinics??

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Come on guys! This is a wonderful business to be in!

People are dying to buy your product. :cool:

:b::shout:

Yeah, but the competition can be stiff in that business -- but the customers rarely complain! :king:

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My kids got their flu shots in WalMart - there's a clinic in this one too. Don't they all have clinics??

The ones near us have vision clinics and that's it.

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