Knight Posted September 16, 2002 Group: Junior Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 123 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/07/2002 Status: Offline Share Posted September 16, 2002 In an effort to lighten the mood on the boards these days I've decided to post the following question to all the guys and (where applicable) gals. While getting dressed in the morning you're putting your pants on. How do you do it? Do you fasten then zip or zip then fasten? Please state your gender and favored hand (right or left) as we're attempting to determine if there is a statistical significance to these factors. PS: Bonus points for anyone who can figure out where I got this question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted September 18, 2002 Group: Junior Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 123 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/07/2002 Status: Offline Share Posted September 18, 2002 Come on people. This is for science (and fun.) Lighten up a little. Not every conversation has to be about titanic spiritual issues. I'll start: Fasten-Zip Right handed male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tjw Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Fasten-Zip Right handed male. ditto. no bonus for me. I haven't a clue. tjw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traveller Posted September 18, 2002 Group: Royal Member Followers: 5 Topic Count: 827 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 12,101 Content Per Day: 1.50 Reputation: 249 Days Won: 3 Joined: 04/01/2002 Status: Offline Share Posted September 18, 2002 I am woman, hear me roar. HA! But, in case you're interested, I have to wear jeans to work every day. SO zip - fasten left handed female No clue where you got this or where it's going. You have a lot of time on your hands though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted September 18, 2002 Group: Junior Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 123 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/07/2002 Status: Offline Share Posted September 18, 2002 No clue where you got this or where it's going. You have a lot of time on your hands though. This is intended to be a little wacky fun. What with all the recent threads where the tension could be cut with a knife I thought it helpful to inject a little mindless fun into the mix. As to my time you're probably right but it doesn't take long to type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traveller Posted September 18, 2002 Group: Royal Member Followers: 5 Topic Count: 827 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 12,101 Content Per Day: 1.50 Reputation: 249 Days Won: 3 Joined: 04/01/2002 Status: Offline Share Posted September 18, 2002 Hay, I wasn't being serious! I like wacky. I thrive on wacky. Why, wacky is my middle name. And I'm following this thread to see where it leads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazie Posted September 18, 2002 Group: Graduated to Heaven Followers: 0 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 47 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 1 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/20/2002 Status: Offline Share Posted September 18, 2002 WELL! All I wear is pull up slacks, pull up jeans, no zippers, no belts, no nothing! Does that count for something? Oh yeah, it takes BOTH hands lol. Oh yes, I am a woman too! Enjoy your day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ovedya Posted September 18, 2002 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 375 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 11,400 Content Per Day: 1.44 Reputation: 125 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/30/2002 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/14/1971 Share Posted September 18, 2002 The following procedure has always worked best for me: 1) Left leg, right leg. 2) Pull. 3) Tuck. 4) Button. 5) Zip 6) Adjust as needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tjw Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 The following procedure has always worked best for me: 1) Left leg, right leg. 2) Pull. 3) Tuck. 4) Button. 5) Zip 6) Adjust as needed. You mean you do the left leg first! Heresy! I'll pray for you g-m tjw p.s. :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traveller Posted September 18, 2002 Group: Royal Member Followers: 5 Topic Count: 827 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 12,101 Content Per Day: 1.50 Reputation: 249 Days Won: 3 Joined: 04/01/2002 Status: Offline Share Posted September 18, 2002 Once upon a time, a long time ago there was an establishment that adhered to the practice of putting their pants on left leg first, then right, then zip and button. As time went on a few unruly parishioners changed to the right leg first. This angered the leftys and thus, a split was to be. The now right leggers enjoyed their ways with no back talking or hard ways until a couple years later when a few tried to (gasp) button and then zip. Well, you guessed it, now we have right leggers branching off to button first. In the meantime, back at the leftys, a few of the remaining parishioners starting experimenting with the button first then the zip. And they liked it. They liked it a lot. A new branch was then formed. Now we have lefty zip/button, lefty button/zip, righty button/zip and righty zip buttons. And they all claimed to be right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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