damo1 Posted March 28, 2008 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 29 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1,822 Content Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 19 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/2007 Status: Offline Birthday: 11/16/1967 Share Posted March 28, 2008 damo1 would they accept an x criminal ? you can send them my application and i can teach harry and william how to grow their own plants with in the compounds of the royal place and how to brake into houses and set up fake id cards would they hire a footman with tattoos who has no love what so ever for the royal family ? just think what one can do from the compounds of the palace no police checking what comes in and what goes out send in my application and if they want to contac me send the replys back to silver water jail god bless from damo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladypeartree Posted March 29, 2008 Group: Royal Member Followers: 37 Topic Count: 539 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 32,790 Content Per Day: 5.03 Reputation: 23,471 Days Won: 223 Joined: 06/21/2006 Status: Offline Birthday: 02/23/1953 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Send Sp and LPT they would take care of the Queen in No time- There goes the monarchy If only I had thought of this earlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarletprayers Posted March 29, 2008 Group: Royal Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7,537 Content Per Day: 1.08 Reputation: 157 Days Won: 2 Joined: 04/06/2005 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/29/1956 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Send Sp and LPT they would take care of the Queen in No time- There goes the monarchy If only I had thought of this earlier I think we are up to the challenge LP, we'll get em whupped into shape in no time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba4J Posted March 29, 2008 Group: Royal Member Followers: 6 Topic Count: 155 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6,075 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 471 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/05/2006 Status: Offline Share Posted March 29, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckthesystem Posted March 29, 2008 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 1,706 Topics Per Day: 0.26 Content Count: 3,386 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 3 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/12/2006 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/10/1955 Author Share Posted March 29, 2008 Send Sp and LPT they would take care of the Queen in No time- There goes the monarchy If only I had thought of this earlier I think we are up to the challenge LP, we'll get em whupped into shape in no time! See my previous post on this thread - page one. You and LPT should be getting your letters of acceptance or requests for an interview, any day now. Let me know when it arrives. I may have embellished your work history a bit though (I mean saying that you were lady-in-waiting to Hillary Clinton and pet groomer for GW Bush's dog, were a qualified roof thatcher, were the first person to incorporate Welsh cockles into a traditional Southern US gumbo recipe and spoke three languages: American, Posh- English and Working-class-English). Oh, and I did say that you had been secretly married to Prince Charles at one stage - I thought that might be useful because you might get some "hush money" to stop you writing a book on the subject. Also I embellished LPT's work history a bit too, only to ensure that they looked on her job prospects favourably mind. I said that she had researched the illegitimate genealogical history of the royal family thoroughly and even had "on the books" the alleged twins born to Princess Elizabeth (as was) in 1946 and General Douglas McArthur of the US army (their liaison was originally intended to promote relations between the UK and the US in war time). The twins were sent to live with a distant cousin in America and took the surname "Bush". Their given names were George and Luther - Luther became a bulldozer driver and a pig farmer but history is unsure of what happened to George). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarletprayers Posted March 29, 2008 Group: Royal Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7,537 Content Per Day: 1.08 Reputation: 157 Days Won: 2 Joined: 04/06/2005 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/29/1956 Share Posted March 29, 2008 bucks you have GOT to write a book! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckthesystem Posted March 31, 2008 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 1,706 Topics Per Day: 0.26 Content Count: 3,386 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 3 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/12/2006 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/10/1955 Author Share Posted March 31, 2008 Scarlet, why is your name backtofront? Have you offended Ted, or are you trying to hide from us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba4J Posted March 31, 2008 Group: Royal Member Followers: 6 Topic Count: 155 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6,075 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 471 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/05/2006 Status: Offline Share Posted March 31, 2008 bucks did you put my application in for a dorgie walker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewA Posted March 31, 2008 Group: Advanced Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 82 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 469 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/31/2006 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/21/1967 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Tsk you american rebel upstarts should all be transport to Australia for hard labour. Those who make it to ENgland should be put in tower for a few years before your trial. you stand more chance of being a hat stand for Bush than a footman to the Queen! I was going to ask why this was put in weired and wacky news, but reading the replys i now see why! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarletprayers Posted March 31, 2008 Group: Royal Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 7,537 Content Per Day: 1.08 Reputation: 157 Days Won: 2 Joined: 04/06/2005 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/29/1956 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Tsk you american rebel upstarts should all be transport to Australia for hard labour. Those who make it to ENgland should be put in tower for a few years before your trial. you stand more chance of being a hat stand for Bush than a footman to the Queen! I was going to ask why this was put in weired and wacky news, but reading the replys i now see why! Fine Andrew, how about I come over and be your new HouseKeeper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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