Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely better"claimed one. " No" another contended."I get the best results standing with my arms outstreched to Heaven.' " You're both wrong" the third insisted. "The most effective prayer position is lying prostate, face down on the floor".The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Fellas " he interrruped,"the best prayin' I ever did was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole.