enoob57 Posted July 5, 2013 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 35 Topic Count: 100 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 41,429 Content Per Day: 8.00 Reputation: 21,580 Days Won: 76 Joined: 03/13/2010 Status: Offline Birthday: 07/27/1957 Share Posted July 5, 2013 It's possible to lead a cow upstairs.....but not downstairs. There is a distinct difference in risk to the leader of the cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted July 6, 2013 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,994 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,692 Content Per Day: 11.75 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted July 6, 2013 When do cows drink? When they are thirsty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted July 6, 2013 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,994 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,692 Content Per Day: 11.75 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted July 6, 2013 The nurse takes a cow The nurse takes a cow Hi-ho, the derry-o The nurse takes a cow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTOREtheSKY Posted July 6, 2013 Group: Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 5 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 3 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/30/2013 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/27/1970 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Why do "they" seemingly add high fructose to everything? Who exactly are "they"....? Are "they" a secret society? It was like 95% here today & humid. I loathe humidity. Is there anyplace on earth where it's Fall 24/7 365? Are these random enough thoughts? I know..they are actually questions. I am always amazed at the goodness of God each and every day. He just blows me away. I really would like an ice cream sandwich right now...hmmm...or maybe a Klondike bar. om nom nom nom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAP73 Posted July 6, 2013 Group: Advanced Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 183 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 32 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/22/2007 Status: Offline Share Posted July 6, 2013 I really would like an ice cream sandwich right now...hmmm...or maybe a Klondike bar. om nom nom nom What would you do-oo-oo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted July 6, 2013 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,994 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,692 Content Per Day: 11.75 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted July 6, 2013 Why do "they" seemingly add high fructose to everything? Who exactly are "they"....? Are "they" a secret society? It was like 95% here today & humid. I loathe humidity. Is there anyplace on earth where it's Fall 24/7 365? Are these random enough thoughts? I know..they are actually questions. I am always amazed at the goodness of God each and every day. He just blows me away. I really would like an ice cream sandwich right now...hmmm...or maybe a Klondike bar. om nom nom nom Yes,they are questions.I am sorry but this is totally a thought thread. :39:I would like anything chocolate right now.I can't have chocolate so I am very,very sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted July 7, 2013 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,994 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,692 Content Per Day: 11.75 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted July 7, 2013 When do cows drink? When they are thirsty. Ar hah hah hah! Where do they drink? In a trough of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted July 7, 2013 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,994 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,692 Content Per Day: 11.75 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted July 7, 2013 Okay final one for me...what is the difference between partly cloudy or partly sunny? Hmmm? Well,let me see partly cloudy the sky has just a few clouds.A-n-d partly sunny the sky has a few suns. Yea,yea did I get it right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted July 7, 2013 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,994 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,692 Content Per Day: 11.75 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted July 7, 2013 The nurse takes a cow The nurse takes a cow Hi-ho, the derry-o The nurse takes a cow Is that like "having a bird"? Well,the nurse took the cow because it had a stomach ache.She gave it some Pepto Bismal and then it was ok.Although it then gave pink milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coheir Posted July 10, 2013 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 104 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2,458 Content Per Day: 0.55 Reputation: 729 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/09/2012 Status: Offline Birthday: 01/31/1950 Share Posted July 10, 2013 Random Thoughts - 36A cat has been mayor for 15 years in a town with 900 residents in Alaska. It is known as Mayor Stubbs. Several years ago, the residents of the town did not like the candidates who were then running for Mayor, so as a joke they encouraged many to elect Stubbs as a candidate and it won.Funny things happen in this world; things that surprise us no end. Funny that sometimes people whom we think will never enter the kingdom of God, suddenly do so and jaws drop. A touch from the Almighty and there you are. Yesterday lost and in the kingdom of darkness and today, full of heavenly light. Praise God. ok there must be something I am missing. i can believe that a person not thought by others as getting into heaven gets there. what is confusing is you state jaws drop. No way for earthlings to know others made it to heaven even though should not have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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