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My daughter was saying that she thinks some of these gay couples put on a show of affection to get attention. Negative attention.

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14 minutes ago, Thallasa said:

So you have done  that too   . :emot-eyes:  They might charge him with careless  s.i.tting . :emot-eek: 

Is his wife one of the new waterproof smartphones? Then he is safe.

If not he could be charged with voluntary manslaughter or possible second degree murder. It all depends if he got ticked off at her. An accident? That would need to be investigated.

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2 hours ago, bopeep1909 said:

Is his wife one of the new waterproof smartphones? Then he is safe.

 

If not he could be charged with voluntary manslaughter or possible second degree murder. It all depends if he got ticked off at her. An accident? That would need to be investigated.

You've been out all day in the sun again... haven't you :o 

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wow just wow. how can it be a real marriage a phone is not a human being. Its a peace of technology.

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6 hours ago, JenhasJesus said:

wow just wow. how can it be a real marriage a phone is not a human being. Its a peace of technology.

Love is blind :P

 

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On 6/29/2016 at 0:12 AM, SIC said:

I dare  say it is better than a man marrying another man.. 

You really think it's better to be married to an inanimate object than another human being?

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13 minutes ago, gerbilgirl said:

You really think it's better to be married to an inanimate object than another human being?

 Well it dépends on  the other human . Some are not as intelligent ,or smart as some phones , don't you think ?:rolleyes:

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4 minutes ago, Thallasa said:

 Well it dépends on  the other human . Some are not as intelligent ,or smart as some phones , don't you think ?:rolleyes:

:21:  You've got a good point!!

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12 minutes ago, Thallasa said:

 Well it dépends on  the other human . Some are not as intelligent ,or smart as some phones , don't you think ?:rolleyes:

lol, good answer

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