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I enjoy grits. I use butter, salt and pepper. Eggs and and bacon and a side of grits!! Mmmm,mmm :thumbsup:

That is how i like them. :thumbsup: Never had them until i was stationed in the south either.

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:thumbsup: Hey! I'm from the south-don't dis the grits. They're gooooooooooood stuff.
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:thumbsup: Hey! I'm from the south-don't dis the grits. They're gooooooooooood stuff.

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I enjoy grits. I use butter, salt and pepper. Eggs and and bacon and a side of grits!! Mmmm,mmm :whistling:

Now THIS is a man that knows grits! :)

:thumbsup: Makes me hungry!

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I have the correct answer to the question.

"No, your fat makes you look fat"

:whistling:

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I have the correct answer to the question.

"No, your fat makes you look fat"

:thumbsup:

:whistling:

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Does this make me look fat? You may use these if your wife happens to be on the other side of the subway platform, separated by the three rails, one of which has 10,000 volts running through it. Oherwise, be sure to have another place to live:

10 "Not to Stevie Wonder."

9 "Does this tie make me look stupid?"

8 "No way! You look *least* fat in that outfit!"

7 "I guess there's not much point in asking if you mean fat with an 'f' or phat with a 'ph.'"

6 "Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I am about to make."

5"Not if you were traveling at the speed of light."

4 "Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."

3 "Let me jog around to your front and take a look."

2 "No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."

1 "Whoa! A talking couch!!"

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I have the correct answer to the question.

"No, your fat makes you look fat"

:thumbsup:

:whistling:

Don't worry, I'm not stupid enough to have actually said this one. :)

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Many of us probably struggle with this one:

When a friend/acquaintance/family member asks your opinion of something they are wearing, or something they cooked, etc., how do you keep from hurting their feelings if what you are thinking is not what they want to hear.

for instance: your mother-in-law cooks a special meal for you; you can hardly chew it; she looks at you lovingly and says, "Well, honey, what do you think?"

Or, a co-worker comes in wearing a new dress----2 sizes too small----twirls around all excited and says, "How do I look?"

Help!

:whistling:

Ever see that candy bar commercial? "Need a moment?"

I suppose you could try to be diplomatic about it...

Personally, I lie as though my life depended on it (because, as a man, it does).

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