TraceMalin

I'm a 51 year-old male Protestant Christian (Methodist/Presbyterian) who has a BA in English and minored in philosophy & religious studies at a Roman Catholic college. I'm injured from a decompression sickness accident after a 37 year career as a professional lifeguard, SCUBA diving instructor, and commercial diver. I was the training director for two SCUBA certification agencies and on the International Underwater Cave Rescue & Recovery Team. I grew up working at my aunt's ranch and riding stable. I miss my mother's Arabian horse, Penny. She used to know a lot of tricks and loved to drink Coca-Cola. I'm addicted to Coca-Cola myself.

Anyway, I'm just a product of your typical middle-class Christian family upbringing. Church on Sunday's and try to obey God. Worked pretty well as a kid. Not so much when I discovered girls.

Adam and Eve couldn't obey 1 commandment, then God instructed the Israelites to obey 613. Jesus simplified the law into 2 commandments, and by the last word in Revelation we have 1,050 commandments in the New Testament. I'm a simple guy. I can't obey one.