Man opens bag of chips - finds ONE only in pack.. LOL!!

[Guest HIS girl]

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/break...y-1225821644816

Man opens bag of Cheese Rings, finds one

A DARWIN man has opened a bag of chips and found only one inside.

The Northern Territory News reports Phil Jackson, 54, of Wanguri, brought the Cheese Rings to work with him on Monday.

When he opened the bag he was stunned to find it contained only one solitary ring - barely a mouthful.

"I was devastated," he said. "I put it down to the GFC - money's tight, times are hard."

The innocent snack attack victim had bought them in a large variety pack from a Coles supermarket.

Coles spokesman Jim Cooper said he would get a replacement pack.

"We certainly aren't in the business of giving people a single cheese ring in the packet," Mr Cooper said.

Mr Jackson was philosophical, saying the day before he had gone to KFC to get a five-piece wing pack, only to find six pieces inside.

"What you lose on the hurdy-gurdy you pick up on the roundabout," he said.

[MorningGlory]

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/break...y-1225821644816

Man opens bag of Cheese Rings, finds one

A DARWIN man has opened a bag of chips and found only one inside.

The Northern Territory News reports Phil Jackson, 54, of Wanguri, brought the Cheese Rings to work with him on Monday.

When he opened the bag he was stunned to find it contained only one solitary ring - barely a mouthful.

"I was devastated," he said. "I put it down to the GFC - money's tight, times are hard."

The innocent snack attack victim had bought them in a large variety pack from a Coles supermarket.

Coles spokesman Jim Cooper said he would get a replacement pack.

"We certainly aren't in the business of giving people a single cheese ring in the packet," Mr Cooper said.

Mr Jackson was philosophical, saying the day before he had gone to KFC to get a five-piece wing pack, only to find six pieces inside.

"What you lose on the hurdy-gurdy you pick up on the roundabout," he said.

Okay....H.G., do you want to translate that last bit for us Yanks?

[Guest HIS girl]

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/break...y-1225821644816

Man opens bag of Cheese Rings, finds one

A DARWIN man has opened a bag of chips and found only one inside.

The Northern Territory News reports Phil Jackson, 54, of Wanguri, brought the Cheese Rings to work with him on Monday.

When he opened the bag he was stunned to find it contained only one solitary ring - barely a mouthful.

"I was devastated," he said. "I put it down to the GFC - money's tight, times are hard."

The innocent snack attack victim had bought them in a large variety pack from a Coles supermarket.

Coles spokesman Jim Cooper said he would get a replacement pack.

"We certainly aren't in the business of giving people a single cheese ring in the packet," Mr Cooper said.

Mr Jackson was philosophical, saying the day before he had gone to KFC to get a five-piece wing pack, only to find six pieces inside.

"What you lose on the hurdy-gurdy you pick up on the roundabout," he said.

Okay....H.G., do you want to translate that last bit for us Yanks?

I think he's saying "what goes around comes around" - it all evens out in the end!!

[MorningGlory]

I think he's saying "what goes around comes around" - it all evens out in the end!!

[Fez]

I'm worried about this guys diet...

Cheese rings and KFC? Spose if you wash it down with a diet soda it's ok....

[Guest shiloh357]

I'm worried about this guys diet...

Cheese rings and KFC? Spose if you wash it down with a diet soda it's ok....

Didn't you know? You can eat three sandwiches at McDonald's, along with a large french fry order and if you get a diet coke, all calories are negated. It works that way at the movie theater as well. But at the theatre, any food consumed during the movie has no calories because it it is considered part of the entire entertainment package.

[Fez]

I'm worried about this guys diet...

Cheese rings and KFC? Spose if you wash it down with a diet soda it's ok....

Didn't you know? You can eat three sandwiches at McDonald's, along with a large french fry order and if you get a diet coke, all calories are negated. It works that way at the movie theater as well. But at the theatre, any food consumed during the movie has no calories because it it is considered part of the entire entertainment package.

I must watch more movies..... I think you may be onto a money spinner here, the "shiloh diet"

[Creed]

What you lose on the hurdy-gurdy you pick up on the roundabout

This shall be my new motto in life.

[Believer1997]

I work with a woman who wrote and complained to whatever company makes Beanie- Weanie .... she only got 1/2 of the tiny hotdog.... she wrote them for 18 months.... they finally sent her a coupon. She weighs snacks from vending machines and counts peanuts.

[Guest HIS girl]

What you lose on the hurdy-gurdy you pick up on the roundabout

This shall be my new motto in life.

...we'll make an Aussie out of you yet!!