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:laugh: These guys have no sense of humor :thumbsup:

This was the reply to my "enquiry' :whistling:

Thank you for your inquiry. We are pleased to know you are interested in joining the world's leading hospitality organization. To view our current employment opportunities please visit:

http://www.careers.ichotelsgroup.com/apps/...f/Home?OpenForm

Please note that some of the opportunities listed are with franchise or managed properties and therefore employment may be with an independent owner. Since most of our hotels are privately owned and/or operated, it is best to contact the hotels directly concerning employment opportunities. If we may be of any other assistance, please feel free to contact us.

Best Regards,

Princess

-----Original Message-----

Sent: Jan 23, 2010 4:13:20 AM

Subject: Website Feedback

This was my job application (perhaps I should send them a CV :whistling: )

"Dear Sir/Madam

I hear you have human bed warmers!!! Cool. Can I please apply for a position as one? I can think of nothing better of lying around in bed all day dressed in a giant bunny suit. I am perfectly suited to the job! Very lazy, but capable of dragging myself from room to room.

Yours in anticipation

PS... Do you have a medical plan"

OH NO - YOU REALLY DID IT?? ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, afraid I did! I don't know where to take it next though. Thinking up a CV that would be appropriate..... :whistling:

of course he did, He's Fez!

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Ok FIRST ...here in the UK we do not need " a medical plan " we have the NHS..

SECOND You need to ask if you have a uniform provided and breakfast each time you get out of bed

THIRD Send it to " princess " as she appears to be the person answering OR if you want to be sure of getting a job ( possibly in the local nut house ) send your application to the managing director making sure you inform him that you are hoping you dont have to take action for discrimination on the grounds of mental instability :blink:

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Ok FIRST ...here in the UK we do not need " a medical plan " we have the NHS..

SECOND You need to ask if you have a uniform provided and breakfast each time you get out of bed

THIRD Send it to " princess " as she appears to be the person answering OR if you want to be sure of getting a job ( possibly in the local nut house ) send your application to the managing director making sure you inform him that you are hoping you dont have to take action for discrimination on the grounds of mental instability :noidea:

I think I just might have a case...... :24::21::24::blink::21:

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Ok FIRST ...here in the UK we do not need " a medical plan " we have the NHS..

SECOND You need to ask if you have a uniform provided and breakfast each time you get out of bed

THIRD Send it to " princess " as she appears to be the person answering OR if you want to be sure of getting a job ( possibly in the local nut house ) send your application to the managing director making sure you inform him that you are hoping you dont have to take action for discrimination on the grounds of mental instability :beehive:

I think I just might have a case...... :laugh::rolleyes::laugh::thumbsup::rolleyes:

oh no, not Fez...Fez is normal...

Just like me!

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point proven :laugh:

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