Fez Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 683 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 11,128 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 1,352 Days Won: 54 Joined: 02/03/2009 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/07/1952 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I watched a program on TV last night about Ancient Aliens It was very enlightening, and I now understand the whole Noah and the Ark thing This is how it goes... Noah's mother was artificially inseminated by aliens and the bible proves it by saying everyone had "corrupt flesh". So the aliens decided that we needed a pure gene pool. They inseminated her (forget the name they give - from the Dead Sea scrolls ), and Noah was born with perfect genes...... Then they decided that they needed to kill everyone else. Hence the flood. But they decided that to get every animal on earth onto the Ark needed some lateral thinking. And they succeeded! See, the Ark did not carry animals, it carried their DNA gene pool! Now I understand! TV is such a wonderful source of factual information Sad thing is, that there are people who might just beleive it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaiah 6:8 Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 426 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3,633 Content Per Day: 0.58 Reputation: 222 Days Won: 13 Joined: 03/23/2007 Status: Offline Birthday: 08/26/1978 Share Posted April 29, 2011 oh oh, I saw that one, and also Moses had a nuclear powered manna making machine, designed by the aliens for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 683 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 11,128 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 1,352 Days Won: 54 Joined: 02/03/2009 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/07/1952 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 oh oh, I saw that one, and also Moses had a nuclear powered manna making machine, designed by the aliens for him. Thats the one! Also there are 200 cities under the Mediterranean and Black seas as a result of the flood, some of which have been hit by A bombs because of the fused, glass like sand they found Lots of other stuff as well...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 :24: :24: You sure they didn't find that doco in the Science Fiction section of the video shop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byron A Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Advanced Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 136 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/28/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/07/1987 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I watched a program on TV last night about Ancient Aliens It was very enlightening, and I now understand the whole Noah and the Ark thing This is how it goes... Noah's mother was artificially inseminated by aliens and the bible proves it by saying everyone had "corrupt flesh". So the aliens decided that we needed a pure gene pool. They inseminated her (forget the name they give - from the Dead Sea scrolls ), and Noah was born with perfect genes...... Then they decided that they needed to kill everyone else. Hence the flood. But they decided that to get every animal on earth onto the Ark needed some lateral thinking. And they succeeded! See, the Ark did not carry animals, it carried their DNA gene pool! Now I understand! TV is such a wonderful source of factual information Sad thing is, that there are people who might just beleive it...... Lol. You sure that wasn't meant as a comedy? Or perhaps they were just mocking Christianity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 683 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 11,128 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 1,352 Days Won: 54 Joined: 02/03/2009 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/07/1952 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 I watched a program on TV last night about Ancient Aliens It was very enlightening, and I now understand the whole Noah and the Ark thing This is how it goes... Noah's mother was artificially inseminated by aliens and the bible proves it by saying everyone had "corrupt flesh". So the aliens decided that we needed a pure gene pool. They inseminated her (forget the name they give - from the Dead Sea scrolls ), and Noah was born with perfect genes...... Then they decided that they needed to kill everyone else. Hence the flood. But they decided that to get every animal on earth onto the Ark needed some lateral thinking. And they succeeded! See, the Ark did not carry animals, it carried their DNA gene pool! Now I understand! TV is such a wonderful source of factual information Sad thing is, that there are people who might just beleive it...... Lol. You sure that wasn't meant as a comedy? Or perhaps they were just mocking Christianity? Nope, there were some very earnest and serious "scholars" waxing lyrical on the program. They believed every word they said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningGlory Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1,022 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 39,193 Content Per Day: 6.11 Reputation: 9,977 Days Won: 78 Joined: 10/01/2006 Status: Offline Share Posted April 29, 2011 oh oh, I saw that one, and also Moses had a nuclear powered manna making machine, designed by the aliens for him. Thats the one! Also there are 200 cities under the Mediterranean and Black seas as a result of the flood, some of which have been hit by A bombs because of the fused, glass like sand they found Lots of other stuff as well...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningGlory Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1,022 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 39,193 Content Per Day: 6.11 Reputation: 9,977 Days Won: 78 Joined: 10/01/2006 Status: Offline Share Posted April 29, 2011 oh oh, I saw that one, and also Moses had a nuclear powered manna making machine, designed by the aliens for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningGlory Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1,022 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 39,193 Content Per Day: 6.11 Reputation: 9,977 Days Won: 78 Joined: 10/01/2006 Status: Offline Share Posted April 29, 2011 I watched a program on TV last night about Ancient Aliens It was very enlightening, and I now understand the whole Noah and the Ark thing This is how it goes... Noah's mother was artificially inseminated by aliens and the bible proves it by saying everyone had "corrupt flesh". So the aliens decided that we needed a pure gene pool. They inseminated her (forget the name they give - from the Dead Sea scrolls ), and Noah was born with perfect genes...... Then they decided that they needed to kill everyone else. Hence the flood. But they decided that to get every animal on earth onto the Ark needed some lateral thinking. And they succeeded! See, the Ark did not carry animals, it carried their DNA gene pool! Now I understand! TV is such a wonderful source of factual information Sad thing is, that there are people who might just beleive it...... This is the show with Eric Von Danniken and that guy with the really bushy hair? I watch these and laugh like a loon at them. Or yell insults at the screen, depending on what they're saying. It's good theater but I'm afraid there are people who believe this stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez Posted April 29, 2011 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 683 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 11,128 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 1,352 Days Won: 54 Joined: 02/03/2009 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/07/1952 Author Share Posted April 29, 2011 I watched a program on TV last night about Ancient Aliens It was very enlightening, and I now understand the whole Noah and the Ark thing This is how it goes... Noah's mother was artificially inseminated by aliens and the bible proves it by saying everyone had "corrupt flesh". So the aliens decided that we needed a pure gene pool. They inseminated her (forget the name they give - from the Dead Sea scrolls ), and Noah was born with perfect genes...... Then they decided that they needed to kill everyone else. Hence the flood. But they decided that to get every animal on earth onto the Ark needed some lateral thinking. And they succeeded! See, the Ark did not carry animals, it carried their DNA gene pool! Now I understand! TV is such a wonderful source of factual information Sad thing is, that there are people who might just beleive it...... This is the show with Eric Von Danniken and that guy with the really bushy hair? I watch these and laugh like a loon at them. Or yell insults at the screen, depending on what they're saying. It's good theater but I'm afraid there are people who believe this stuff. The bushy hair I remember..... There were no good cartoons on last night, and I felt like some light entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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