Shelby Posted October 26, 2004 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 706 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 22 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/30/2004 Status: Offline Share Posted October 26, 2004 Christian One-Liners: Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember Moses started out as a basket case. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet spirited - until you try to sit in their pew. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there. People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the Church. Opportunity may knock once, but temptation leans on the bell. Quit griping about your Church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong. The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keslc Posted October 26, 2004 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 745 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 19 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/30/2004 Status: Offline Birthday: 09/27/1976 Share Posted October 26, 2004 those are great!! Some made me laugh out loud and others were very thought provoking! Thanks for sharing those! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Posted October 26, 2004 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 706 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 22 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/30/2004 Status: Offline Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 I hear ya! I can't tell you how many sermons came to mind reading those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orr v'emet Posted October 26, 2004 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1,672 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 11 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/12/2004 Status: Offline Share Posted October 26, 2004 Some of those are really good! Thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orr v'emet Posted October 26, 2004 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 1 Topic Count: 26 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1,672 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 11 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/12/2004 Status: Offline Share Posted October 26, 2004 Some people are kind, polite, and sweet spirited - until you try to sit in their pew. He he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IslandRose Posted October 26, 2004 Group: Royal Member Followers: 3 Topic Count: 476 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5,266 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 63 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/22/2003 Status: Offline Birthday: 03/21/1954 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. Ain't it the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Called Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Don't put a question mark where God put a period. Love that! Thanks Shelby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ann2 Posted October 27, 2004 Group: Advanced Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 349 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 5 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/2003 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/12/1939 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Very thought provoking sayings,I loved them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Again Posted October 27, 2004 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 0 Topic Count: 22 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 965 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 1 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/19/2004 Status: Offline Birthday: 05/28/1979 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Awesome Shelby! 2 !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RGR Posted October 27, 2004 Group: Royal Member Followers: 2 Topic Count: 512 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8,601 Content Per Day: 1.13 Reputation: 125 Days Won: 2 Joined: 07/16/2003 Status: Offline Birthday: 12/04/1973 Share Posted October 27, 2004 Every one of these could be a sermon by itself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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