ncn Posted December 12, 2014 Group: Graduated to Heaven Followers: 6 Topic Count: 406 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5,248 Content Per Day: 1.13 Reputation: 1,337 Days Won: 67 Joined: 08/07/2011 Status: Offline Share Posted December 12, 2014 This letter was leaked earlier today and one felt duty bound to inform others of it. Reuters are still investigating what they investigate and Snopes have yet to comment. North Pole Express have also not published a comment. The watch list is still watching. .................................................................................... Dear Santa, Pleases send me the following without arguing, no questions asked; I've been good. List ~ Duct tape A pistol A shotgun and a hand grenade Some TNT and a cruise missile! OH and any leftover cyanide. (If possible some impoverished plutonium in case other methods do not follow to plan) I wish to sort out my 4 year old brother Charlie who keeps wanting to play and come into my room. Also need to fix my teacher Mr Smyth, not to mention my dad who took my room service bell away and missed me singing in the pre Christmas carol concert. Santa, you really messed up with that T Shirt and cheap CD of Frank Sinatra last year,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,this is your last chance!!! Be warned or I'll have you put in a retirement home, I know where you live. Milk and biscuits are on the patio (Please clean up after the reindeer, mum gets mad in the morning ") Sigh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Lots of Love, Logan waiting in anticipation ................................................................... (Source not quoted to protect said source) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmuffet Posted December 12, 2014 Group: Royal Member Followers: 34 Topic Count: 1,991 Topics Per Day: 0.48 Content Count: 48,689 Content Per Day: 11.80 Reputation: 30,343 Days Won: 226 Joined: 01/11/2013 Status: Offline Share Posted December 12, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Posted December 12, 2014 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 22 Topic Count: 32 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1,849 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 2,013 Days Won: 24 Joined: 07/08/2013 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/15/1996 Share Posted December 12, 2014 What, did I miss something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Teditis Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Cats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Posted December 12, 2014 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 22 Topic Count: 32 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1,849 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 2,013 Days Won: 24 Joined: 07/08/2013 Status: Offline Birthday: 10/15/1996 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Cats... Bro card nuked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alien224 Posted December 13, 2014 Group: Diamond Member Followers: 8 Topic Count: 82 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1,762 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 869 Days Won: 2 Joined: 08/09/2011 Status: Offline Birthday: 02/24/1964 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Hummm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Patriot21 Posted December 13, 2014 Group: Worthy Ministers Followers: 28 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 15,710 Content Per Day: 2.46 Reputation: 8,526 Days Won: 39 Joined: 10/25/2006 Status: Offline Birthday: 02/27/1985 Share Posted December 13, 2014 logan, you have a wish list after my own heart, you therefore can keep your mancard another year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladypeartree Posted December 15, 2014 Group: Royal Member Followers: 37 Topic Count: 539 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 32,790 Content Per Day: 5.03 Reputation: 23,471 Days Won: 223 Joined: 06/21/2006 Status: Offline Birthday: 02/23/1953 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Santa doesnt give things to boys who fib ... first and most glaring fib ..." I've been good " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Teditis Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Cats... Bro card nuked You'd look good with a Mr Bigglesworth on your arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray77 Posted December 15, 2014 Group: Members Followers: 1 Topic Count: 0 Topics Per Day: 0 Content Count: 5 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 4 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/2013 Status: Offline Birthday: 01/12/1977 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Logan, I believe I will override Santa on this entire list. You may however get new boxers and a used cassette tape of John Denver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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